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THREAD of BEARD

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So, I'm growing a beard out here in Breckenridge seeing as its a balmy -6 degrees at the top of the mountain today. According to the Hierarchy of Beards (heretofore referenced as "The Hierarchy") I'm somewhere between a "Grizzled" and a "Patchy McGee".
 
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Taosman;1355229; said:
Pfft! Pansey! :tongue2:

View from the top of Lift 7A, facing High Line Ridge in Taos Ski Valley, New Mexico.
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What the fuck does this have to do with beards? Fucking moron. By the beard of Beanie, if you infect this thread with anymore New Mexiconess, I'll fucking ding every post of yours for the rest of my bearded life.
 
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Taosman??? :shake:


(edit: apparently this was my 5,000th post. I should pay more attention to these things, in that I wasted it by making it about Taos :slappy: I take it back. But at least it has :shake: in it, and above all, it is in the THREAD of BEARD...nice!)
 
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Beast Man. Skeletor's evil henchman. Commander of beasts. Owner of a pretty decent orange beard.

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Buckeye513;1356532; said:
Beard is itching. I don't know what to do.
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How far along is it?

My advice is to use lotion. Try and get it past the beard onto your skin. Do this about an hour before showering, then use a moisturizing soap...like Dove or some shit. Then, conditioner is key, imo.

I really need to know how far along it is tho. From every bearded dude I've talked to, it seems that if it itches, it's only temporary. Itching is caused by your skin being dry. If you can solve that, you're golden.
 
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BUCKYLE;1356536; said:
My advice is to use lotion. Try and get it past the beard onto your skin. Do this about an hour before showering, then use a moisturizing soap...like Dove or some shit. Then, conditioner is key, imo.
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who are you? Martha Stewart? Your man card should be revoked for this.
 
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LoKyBuckeye;1356541; said:
who are you? Martha Stewart? Your man card should be revoked for this.
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You want to pull my man card...you'll have to pry it from my cold, dead beard.

I didn't have any beard itch. Not even a little bit. I was trying to help a fellow bearded gentleman with his issue. Beards have to look out for each other. It's us against the clean shaven world.

Most of that info was found on yahoo answeres anyway, with some coming straight from the brain of a woolly mammoth. This guy is a very big dude, with a beard that would elicit a high five from zztop themselves.
 
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BUCKYLE;1356536; said:
How far along is it?
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I'm not sure how to answer that in a technical way.
My advice is to use lotion. Try and get it past the beard onto your skin. Do this about an hour before showering, then use a moisturizing soap...like Dove or some shit. Then, conditioner is key, imo.
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Thank you.
LoKyBuckeye;1356541; said:
who are you? Martha Stewart? Your man card should be revoked for this.
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Desperate times, LoKy. Feels like my cheeks have crabs.
 
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