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THREAD of BEARD

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BUCKYLE;1356595; said:
Being a man means fixing shit. Loky, you don't even have a beard. :shake:
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I've had a goatee since 1997... I've never had to put lotion on it....

ask Chuck Norris if he has ever put lotion on his and you would get a round house kick so fast your beard would fly to the back of your head and become a pony tail like Steven Seagal.
 
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LoKyBuckeye;1356598; said:
I've had a goatee since 1997... I've never had to put lotion on it....

ask Chuck Norris if he has ever put lotion on his and you would get a round house kick so fast your beard would fly to the back of your head and become a pony tail like Steven Seagal.
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As a matter of fact...I use suave on my whiskers.
 
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Chuck Norris;1356600; said:
As a matter of fact...I use suave on my whiskers.
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I measured my beard in three key spots today, and I must admit...I'm impressed. Nearly four inches under each ear at the jaw...and over four at the center of my chin. I can brush or comb it out to give myself the "What the fuck you lookin' at bitch" crazy ass white boy look...or, I can comb straight down to give myself the "I bet that crazy ass white boy is a serial killer...is he talking to himself?!" look. Both are intimidating to the non beards and wild animals alike. My "sideburn hair" has taken an amazing diriection...spiral curls. Can't say it's unexpected tho...that's what the hair on my head does when it gets long enough. If I keep them going long enough...I'm going to look like a hacidic jew. (see fig. 1)

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(fig.1) *note the spiral curling sideburn hair

I'm not going to lie...there was a time, last week maybe...where I couldn't escape the thought that I needed to shave...or at least shape and trim...but that thought passed as quickly as it came. I draw strenght from this thread...and from my sig. It's been a crazy ride so far...and it only stands to get crazier from here on out.

I can't believe my beard is actually curling. Has anyone, in all of their bearded life came across a pic of a curly beard? The closest thing I've seen is either a beard wig, or a bust of some old dude. (see fig. 2) Maybe I just can't remember...but I think my beard may be something truly special and unique. This pleases me.

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(fig. 2) Not really what I'd consider "curly"...but closer than other beards to the direction mine is taking.

I write this entry in the THREAD of BEARD towards the end of day 98. My beard is becoming epic. I may go the distance and zztop it. We shall see.

BUCKYLE, out.
 
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Buckeye513;1356559; said:
I'm not sure how to answer that in a technical way.
Thank you.
Desperate times, LoKy. Feels like my cheeks have crabs.
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Don't let BUCKYLE fool you, the "lotion" on his face is really just the same thing as Cameron Diaz's "hair gel" in There's Something About Mary.
 
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Alas, but the time has come to trim my beard. I'm getting food stuck in it. My mustache hair gets caught in my soda can and gets pulled out. Forgive me, for I know not what I do. :sad2:


And pray for my soul should the beard decide to fight back when I try to trim it. :eek:
 
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I made you a beard. (odd)

For those too lazy to grow/manage a beard.

Beards.

erin dollar Portland, OR
I make beards. Sometimes I make other things too - prints, drawings, pi?atas, and cookies, mostly. I made this web log to keep track of what I'm making, and to share beard-related tidbits... because I like you, and you like beards.
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