I noticed something today...the beard is starting to curl. Just like my regular hair...after so long, it curls...I didn't think the beard would...but it is. It's actually shorter than it was last week...but that's due to the curl. It's soft as marshmallow...and smooth as silk. My beard is all that is right with the world. It shall remain untill at least after the bowl game. Texas doesn't know what it's in for.
RECOGNIZE THE BEARD. IF YOU DON'T KNOW...YOU WILL SOON ENOUGH.