Things you NEVER say to a cop who pulls you over...

[MililaniBuckeye]

"Hey fat fuck, do you see a 'Dunkin Donuts' sign on my car"?

DISCLAIMER: Above line can only be used when Thump is moonlighting as a cop...

 

[Thump]

"Hey fat fuck, do you see a 'Dunkin Donuts' sign on my car"?

DISCLAIMER: Above line can only be used when Thump is moonlighting as a cop...

 

[BUCKYLE]

"I swear to beer I didn't drink any God"

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

"I swear to beer I didn't drink any God"

I've used that line...copycat.

 

[BUCKYLE]

I've used that line...copycat.

My apologies.

 

[Romanowski]

Hey, you in the trunk...keep it down.

 

[NewYorkBuck]

"You can ticket my car, but you'll never be able to afford it......."

 

[BrutusMaximus]

Me: Hey I am very sorry, but was in a hurry so I am not late for work.

Cop: What line of work are you in?

Me: I am an asshole stretcher. I start with 1 finger, then 2, and keep going until I creat a 6 foot asshole.

Cop: What good is a 6 foot asshole?

Me: Well you can give him a radar gun and put him on the side of the road.

 

[Mike80]

Excuse me, are you saying meow?

CANDY BARS!!!

I'm freakin out man!!

 

[Flocka]

CANDY BARS!!!

I'm freakin out man!!

How the hell have you seen Super Troopers but haven't seen Anchorman?

 

[Mike80]

How the hell have you seen Super Troopers but haven't seen Anchorman?

I don't know....just the way things went I guess.....

That and I saw Super Troopers well before Anchorman came out....

ETA: Anchorman came out while I was in Iraq. I never saw it while I was over there, even on the movie rips that the Iraqis would sell to us for $1....

 

[ScarletBlood31]

(Glance at his belt)

"I think you're gonna need a bigger gun."

 

[Flocka]

I don't know....just the way things went I guess.....

That and I saw Super Troopers well before Anchorman came out....

LOL, I highly recommend it.

 

[Buckin' A]

You all are a bunch of chicken fuckers!

 

[Flocka]

I got you good fucker!