Things you NEVER say to a cop who pulls you over...

[OCBucksFan]

"Sorry, didn't see you back there, I was busy watching porn."

 

[DGADBTWSOM]

Reminds me of the Denzel Washington line: "Any two'll do?"

(To a cop who said they had reports of two black suspects in a certain car...forget which movie...)

Hurricane

 

[SanAntonioBuck]

You stopped me, because you needed directions to the nearest donut shop?

 

[BayBuck]

Don't you know who I am?!?

 

[Jagdaddy]

True story as reported to me by my best friend: A female friend of his who's a bit of a feminist was speeding through Georgia and got pulled over by a copy who said, "Hon, nobody goes that fast through Georgia." Annoyed by the "Hon", she responded "Sherman did." Unsurprisingly, a routine ticket ended up involving being taken down to the station.

 

[BayBuck]

Excuse me, are you saying meow?

 

[redskinbucksfan]

How about a real life story, courtesy of a member of Pac Man's posse. Great read.

"You know, I was talkin' to him the other day about smokin', and he was like ?man, if I didn't smoke I couldn't take all the stress that I'm dealing with right now,'" Moore said.

http://www.newschannel5.com/global/story.asp?s=6146420

 

[BrutuStrength]

"Hold my beer so I can get license out for you."

 

[Zurp]

"My taxes pay your salary. As your boss, I'm ordering you to go screw yourself."

 

[scooter1369]

"Hold my beer while I dig out my registration."

"Want a beer?"

"The 'Stripping Telegram' industry sure has gone down hill. What do you weigh? 260?"

"Yo Quero Taco Bell?"

 

[Best Buckeye]

Now how did that 50 get in my wallet, Did you drop it??

 

[Big Papa]

Call the cop Ned Beatty and ask him to squeal like a pig.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I little quicker on the draw than me on that one.

BKB, you stole DGAD's line......

it had me laughing regardless though!

I'm quick like that.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

I'm quick like that.

Sorry 'bout your luck, Ryn.

:p

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Sorry 'bout your luck, Ryn.

:p

I'm just a good time manager....

Back on topic,

Do you know why I'm pulling you over?
Probably cause I gave your mom the Sanchez.