• New here? Register here now for access to all the forums, download game torrents, private messages, polls, Sportsbook, etc. Plus, stay connected and follow BP on Instagram @buckeyeplanet and Facebook.

Things you NEVER say to a cop who pulls you over...

Jump to latest Follow Reply
Sort by date Sort by votes
lloyd&harry.jpg


No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for asking.
 
Upvote 0
Suppose you explain why the hell you're going so fast?

Suppose I'm an undercover cop on my way to a stakeout?

Suppose I ask who you report to?

Ok, then...suppose I'm on my way to Texas Rodehouse to eat a steak on the patio?
 
Upvote 0
Here's one that worked for me:

-Did you know you have a license plate for a red Toyota Celica?
(I drive a Jeep Wrangler)

- I don't know what to say to that....

(There was a good 5 sec. of starring and silence before he walked back to his car.)
 
Upvote 0
DGADBTWSOM;766373; said:
Here's one that worked for me:

-Did you know you have a license plate for a red Toyota Celica?
(I drive a Jeep Wrangler)

- I don't know what to say to that....

(There was a good 5 sec. of starring and silence before he walked back to his car.)
Click to expand...

LOL, I had the same thing happen to me!

-Cop: This registration is for an 85 Mustang. (I had a Prizm at the time)

-Me: Mm?

... ...

-Cop: Better go to the BMV and get that straightened out.
 
Upvote 0
Cop: I'm afraid I'm going to have to give you a ticket. Hey...I know you...don't you teach over at Park Junior High?

Motorist: Yes...I thought I recognized you, too. Seems your son is struggling in Algebra. He bombed yesterday's exam.

Cop: Like I said, be careful out there.

***********

Cop: I need to see your driver's license.

Motorist: Ok...which state?
 
Last edited:
Upvote 0
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top