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aurorabuckeye13
Heisman
Officer did you fart? Oh haha no the smell is the dead bodies in my backseat...
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:pMililaniBuckeye;765494; said:No, I meant in real life, not here...
Eh, I was stealing it from someone however you look at it...
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ORD_Buckeye
Wrong glass, Sir.
<<ORD rolls down window about a third of a way and shoves a couple of C-notes through the gap****
"Odds are your wife has already left you, so here's a little something to go out and buy yourself a new one in the Philippines.
<<ORD subsequently clubbed to submission on side of road****
"Odds are your wife has already left you, so here's a little something to go out and buy yourself a new one in the Philippines.
<<ORD subsequently clubbed to submission on side of road****
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"I recognize you, and let me say, You're much better looking in real life than you are in the wedding photo that sits on your nitestand." 
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WoodyWorshiper;765663; said:"I recognize you, and let me say, You're much better looking in real life than you are in the wedding photo that sits on your nitestand."
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Golferdow01
East-Coast Living
Say whatever you want, as long as the cop pursuited you in a high speed chase. You'll be able to sue the department the following day.
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