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Things that drive you craziest about your Significant Other (Merged)

I hate how my wife has to recap the conversation we just had on the phone before we can hang up. It's like getting a test review daily.


I also hate the fact that she refuses to shove a wooden spoon in herself when I want to have drunken porn sex...selfish bitch.
 
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Originally Posted by exhawg
I forgot the most aggravating thing. She never admits to being wrong. This would be ok if it didn't happen very often, but she is wrong upwards of 50% of the time. She'll say something to the effect that the sky isn't blue on a sunny day. I can give her proof that she is wrong and she won't accept it. The best example was when she turned left across oncoming traffic a couple weeks ago because she thought she had an arrow when she didn't. She proceeded to get upset at me for yelling at her for her shitty driving. I'm not the one who could have killed us. Noted that she never holds back in giving me shit in the rare occurrence that I make a mistake.

Seriously, dude... why are you marrying her?

Gotta go w Peach here. If you guys arent married yet, this is just the tip of the iceberg.
 
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"I forgot the most aggravating thing. She never admits to being wrong. This would be ok if it didn't happen very often, but she is wrong upwards of 50% of the time. She'll say something to the effect that the sky isn't blue on a sunny day. I can give her proof that she is wrong and she won't accept it. The best example was when she turned left across oncoming traffic a couple weeks ago because she thought she had an arrow when she didn't. She proceeded to get upset at me for yelling at her for her shitty driving. I'm not the one who could have killed us. Noted that she never holds back in giving me shit in the rare occurrence that I make a mistake."

Uh Oh! Read the "Text Message Break Up" thread.......it could come in handy.
Of coarse, she might disagree with your text message!
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Mine doesn't really have to do with my wife but its her best friend.....now my wife is 5'5" weights 100 lbs., small, petite and beautiful. Now her best friend is 5'11" around 310lbs. We don't keep many "snacks" in the house. She comes over at LEAST twice a weeks and brings her damn Little Debbie snack cakes and potato chips over....She leaves the fucking wrappers all over the kitchen....potato chip crumps all over my living room floor (dogs love that)....the bitch (and I do mean bitch) needs to go to the freakin gym...trust me I have hinted that more than once...I bitch at my wife all the time about the wrappers and crumps but of course nothing gets done about it!:smash:
 
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I suppose if the worst part about your other isn't even really them, that's not so bad...even if it is a 310lb. gorilla pounding down fatsnacks in the house and making a mess.
yea my wife is great! I really can't complain about anything about her....we have been married for 7 years now and its been great!......its just that cow that comes to my house...I swear the springs in my couch are giving out!!!
 
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osubuckeyealum;679748; said:
Mine doesn't really have to do with my wife but its her best friend.....now my wife is 5'5" weights 100 lbs., small, petite and beautiful. Now her best friend is 5'11" around 310lbs. We don't keep many "snacks" in the house. She comes over at LEAST twice a weeks and brings her damn Little Debbie snack cakes and potato chips over....She leaves the fucking wrappers all over the kitchen....potato chip crumps all over my living room floor (dogs love that)....the bitch (and I do mean bitch) needs to go to the freakin gym...trust me I have hinted that more than once...I bitch at my wife all the time about the wrappers and crumps but of course nothing gets done about it!:smash:
You know what they say, "everything is bigger in Texas".
 
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osubuckeyealum;679824; said:
yea my wife is great! I really can't complain about anything about her....we have been married for 7 years now and its been great!......its just that cow that comes to my house...I swear the springs in my couch are giving out!!!

Sorry to hear about your wife's friend.
But, could you post some pictures of your wife? :biggrin:
 
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Sorry to hear about your wife's friend.
But, could you post some pictures of your wife? :biggrin:

:crazy: I f I did that I would never hear the end of it from you guys!!!!

I'm not being bias but trust me I'm a lucky man! She is VERY beautiful (ex-model in her younger years) That is all for now......

Maybe if I'm drunk one night and you catch me in that mood I may slip one by :biggrin:
 
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