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Things that drive you craziest about your Significant Other (Merged)

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I think the thing that drives me up a wall the most is that my wife doesn't always think ahead when making a decision- large or small. She acts based on what's easiest now without considering the consequences.

Somebody else said that their wife doesn't like to wear skirts or eat seafood- mine is the same. Looks great in skirts but for some reason prefers pants (I'm making some headway on that one) and hates seafood, which I love.

And she still won't wear the Yoda mask in bed. Is that really too much to ask?
 
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Wife is a control freak.
Everything must be under control.
Imagine Tressel with long blond hair and nice legs!

And being a type "A" person, I can't let her get board or she'll start tearing things apart.
Came home one day and found the stairs to the second floor torn completely out! WTF! :smash:
 
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I would agree with the "not thinking" part, my wife does everything without thinking first. I also hate the details. Give me the important parts, leave out the rest of the bullshit. I get a 25 minute story for 1 minute of relevance. :smash:
 
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scooter1369;679253; said:
packrat. end of story. I can't keep the house uncluttered because she has to keep every piece of art, spelling test, homework assignment and report card they bring home.

In three years, we'll have to buy a bigger house.
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BKB is the packrat around here... drives me batty!!! I go on cleaning sprees though when he isn't looking. :paranoid:
 
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scooter1369;679253; said:
packrat. end of story. I can't keep the house uncluttered because she has to keep every piece of art, spelling test, homework assignment and report card they bring home.

In three years, we'll have to buy a bigger house.
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Taosman;679243; said:
Wife is a control freak.
Everything must be under control.
Imagine Tressel with long blond hair and nice legs!

And being a type "A" person, I can't let her get board or she'll start tearing things apart.
Came home one day and found the stairs to the second floor torn completely out! WTF! :smash:
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Check (hasn't torn them down yet but wants to)

DEBuckeye;679231; said:
I think the thing that drives me up a wall the most is that my wife doesn't always think ahead when making a decision- large or small. She acts based on what's easiest now without considering the consequences.
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iambrutus;679210; said:
oh yeah, she can't drive worth a shit on the highway or in any kind of traffic, drives me bonkers
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Check (acutally refuses to drive on highways)

But what drives me the most crazy?

I think it is that she constantly questions what I am doing. When I defend my actions, she says "it was just a question" or "I know that." WTF did you ask me if you already knew or didn't mean anything with the question?
 
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-Wife talks to me from all parts of the house in a conversational tone. She must think I have superhuman hearing or something.

-She has a tendency to clutter the place up, then gets depressed that the house is 'dirty'. She is always more concerned with 'dirt' than clutter.

-No matter what it is that I'm doing, whatever she happens to be doing is always more important. I could be literally holding up a corner of our porch roof and she'd walk out on the porch and say 'I need you to find that reciept from last august' or some rediculous thing like that.

-And finally I have to contend with her nymphomania and oral fixation. I mean c'mon, hon - I'm trying to watch the game here!

:p
 
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-I bought my fiance a pink Bluetooth to go with her pink phone for her birthday and after a couple weeks of it never leaving her ear she rarely uses it now even though she's on her phone most of the time she's in the car as it sounds like most women are. 900 minutes just for her. I share a plan with my mom and brother and we get by with 550 minutes.
 -Is my fiance dirty, or do most women only shower every other day?
 -I already do all of the cooking since I'm a good cook, but she seems to think I should do all of the housework as well. It seems fair to me that I take care of the kitchen and she should take care of the rest of the house. The rest of our house is pretty dirty most of the time.
 -I did my own laundry for nearly 10 years without any problems, but now I'm no longer allowed to since she arbitrarily can't dry half her clothes.
 -She already forgot what a blowjob is and we aren't married yet.
 -It takes her twice as long to do anything as it should.
 -Her and her whole family are always running late. If I need her to do something at a certain time I have to make her think I need it done at least 30 minutes earlier. My dad is like that too and I think most people are. A lack of puntuality pisses me off.
 
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FCollinsBuckeye;679278; said:
-Wife talks to me from all parts of the house in a conversational tone. She must think I have superhuman hearing or something.
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I think that applies to all women. My mother did it when I was a kid, my wife does, and my daughter has started to.

Even better is when they see you reading something or watching tv, and they just start talking as if you are going to immediately tune out whatever you were engrossed in and pay attention to them, and then get angry that they have to repeat themselves, because, as usual, we "never listen to them".
 
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exhawg;679307; said:
Is my fiance dirty, or do most women only shower every other day?
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Ouch...................


Honestly, my biggest problem with my wife is her constant need to wake me up in the middle of the night for a 3 AM romp. Oh, I also hate it when she brings me cold beers in a french maid outfit. I mean........put some fucking clothes on!

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exhawg;679307; said:
-Is my fiance dirty, or do most women only shower every other day?
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My wife does that as well, drives me insane. Clean your ass, before it moves from a patch of daisies to beef boulion.

Also, IAB said driving? Mine speeds up to a light and slams on the brakes. It makes me want to punch her in the head because my little girl is always in her car. Then she wonders why her car shakes at high speeds and when she stops.
 
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