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Things that drive you craziest about your Significant Other (Merged)

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Buckeyeskickbuttocks;679469; said:
Assuming you don't piss on yourself, it seems to me - assuming also that you shower every day - your hands get your dick dirty, not the other way around.
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Like Ving Rhames as Don King said to George Foreman in 'Only in America': "I wash my hands before I touch my dick."
 
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wadc45;679460; said:
...and when I don't immediately write back that I think it is an award winning photograph and that her beauty in the photo is rivaled only by her grace, she says I am making her second guess whether the picture was "cute" or not.
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Although your sentence structure sucks, that was funny. :lol:

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BuckeyeFlorida;679456; said:
Hi - fucking - larious....

My girlfriend has been doing the same thing for years and I've been giving her hell about it. She said something about it drying out your hair or skin (BP ladies?) Anyways, she's now "trying" to shower everyday so I'll stop telling her she smells.
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Buy her some Neutregena Fresh Body! It's a non-drying non-soap shower gel!
And you'll both love her smell after! :biggrin:
 
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My significant other enjoys waking me up late at night with a phone call and when I don't want to have a deep intelectual conversation with her because I'm still half asleep she gets pissed off because "we never talk anymore."

The other night she called and started talking about how the bachelor picked the wrong girl and blah blah blah, in a half asleep daze I told her I didn't give a shit about the bachelor and why didn't she talk about it with her friends... she was pissed at me for quite a bit after that.

Oh, and she thinks I hate everything she likes on purpose just to make her mad. It's not my fault she has shitty taste in everything (and before the jokes come, yes, including me).
 
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I get mad when my S.O. gets mad at me for rubbing my rock hard all about her in the middle of the night. Like I know what I'm doing when it's pitch black and my eyes are closed?! Not to mention the sweaty (clean) nude animation of Jessica Simpson running through my head. :roll2:
 
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BuckeyeFlorida;679456; said:
Hi - fucking - larious....

My girlfriend has been doing the same thing for years and I've been giving her hell about it. She said something about it drying out your hair or skin (BP ladies?) Anyways, she's now "trying" to shower everyday so I'll stop telling her she smells.
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Gee,ladies~ever heard of that remarkable invention called moisturizing lotion & hair conditioner? No excuse,must clean everyday!
 
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I forgot the most aggravating thing. She never admits to being wrong. This would be ok if it didn't happen very often, but she is wrong upwards of 50% of the time. She'll say something to the effect that the sky isn't blue on a sunny day. I can give her proof that she is wrong and she won't accept it. The best example was when she turned left across oncoming traffic a couple weeks ago because she thought she had an arrow when she didn't. She proceeded to get upset at me for yelling at her for her shitty driving. I'm not the one who could have killed us. Noted that she never holds back in giving me shit in the rare occurrence that I make a mistake.
 
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exhawg;679555; said:
I forgot the most aggravating thing. She never admits to being wrong. This would be ok if it didn't happen very often, but she is wrong upwards of 50% of the time. She'll say something to the effect that the sky isn't blue on a sunny day. I can give her proof that she is wrong and she won't accept it. The best example was when she turned left across oncoming traffic a couple weeks ago because she thought she had an arrow when she didn't. She proceeded to get upset at me for yelling at her for her shitty driving. I'm not the one who could have killed us. Noted that she never holds back in giving me shit in the rare occurrence that I make a mistake.
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Seriously, dude... why are you marrying her?
 
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