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Things that drive you craziest about your Significant Other (Merged)

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Buckeyeskickbuttocks;679167; said:
Buckeyeryn is constantly doing shit like vacuuming naked, sealing the driveway, re-roofing the house... but worse yet, she wants to fuck all the fucking time. I'm not a piece of meat, for shit's sake.
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I got your back, BKB.

I know the deal. Half the utilities.
 
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Damn EX-Hawg.. Lots of concerns there.. you sure you want to marry her :wink2: . See comments in red


-Is my fiance dirty, or do most women only shower every other day?
Yikes - Bathing daily should be the norm brother
-I already do all of the cooking since I'm a good cook, but she seems to think I should do all of the housework as well. It seems fair to me that I take care of the kitchen and she should take care of the rest of the house. The rest of our house is pretty dirty most of the time.
This will drive you crazy for the rest of your life. My definition of clean and my wifes is completley different that is for sure
-I did my own laundry for nearly 10 years without any problems, but now I'm no longer allowed to since she arbitrarily can't dry half her clothes.
Repeat after me--- I shall never EVER do my ladies laundry. This will lead to nothing but trouble. Keep washing your stuff, that way when you here "God Damn the laundry is pilling up, you can walk away and smile :-)
-She already forgot what a blowjob is and we aren't married yet.
Hahaha... Soon this will be the least of your concerns. You will start looking forward to Christmas and Birthdays again that is for sure
-It takes her twice as long to do anything as it should.
Maybe that is why she only showers every other day
-Her and her whole family are always running late. If I need her to do something at a certain time I have to make her think I need it done at least 30 minutes earlier. My dad is like that too and I think most people are. A lack of puntuality pisses me off.
I am a HUGE stickler on time. If I say I will be there at x time. I will be there at x time. As you, if we need to be somewhere by 8 I tell her 7:30. If she finds out it is really 8, I will call the host to let them know we will be 30 minutes late. No really, is it that hard to get your shit done meaning shower, make-up, bathroom and whatever shit you have to do so we can leave on time, No really I am asking, is it that hard to estimate that if it takes 20 minutes to drive there we need to leave the house 20 minutes before the time we are to arrive.... Uggghhh Sorry rasnting
 
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FCollinsBuckeye;679278; said:
-Wife talks to me from all parts of the house in a conversational tone. She must think I have superhuman hearing or something.

-She has a tendency to clutter the place up, then gets depressed that the house is 'dirty'. She is always more concerned with 'dirt' than clutter.

-No matter what it is that I'm doing, whatever she happens to be doing is always more important. I could be literally holding up a corner of our porch roof and she'd walk out on the porch and say 'I need you to find that reciept from last august' or some rediculous thing like that.


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Wow! I must be married to her sister!
 
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craigblitz;679374; said:
-Is my fiance dirty, or do most women only shower every other day?
Yikes - Bathing daily should be the norm brother
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Mine takes showers at night, so then won't take one until a day and a half later. The morning before she goes to work the second day. So it's not a complete two days, but still disgusting to me. She tells me, "Girls don't smell as bad as boys." Then I punch her in the face.
 
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Only thing I can think of is the phone thing....and there are two things with that. One I will be getting ready to leave for work and we will be talking suddenly her phone rings and she starts talking to the person as if we were not just in teh middle of something. The other has to do with text messages. Her and her friends will send about 15 message to each other trying to figure out what time, where etc for plans when a brief phone call coudl be done in half of the time.
 
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exhawg;679307; said:

-Is my fiance dirty, or do most women only shower every other day?
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Hi - fucking - larious....

My girlfriend has been doing the same thing for years and I've been giving her hell about it. She said something about it drying out your hair or skin (BP ladies?) Anyways, she's now "trying" to shower everyday so I'll stop telling her she smells.
 
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Here's one that happened today...she sends me a picture of herself from her night out last weekend with her friends that I happen to think is not the best looking picture of her and when I don't immediately write back that I think it is an award winning photograph and that her beauty in the photo is rivaled only by her grace, she says I am making her second guess whether the picture was "cute" or not. If you don't want to hear the answer, don't ask the question.
 
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