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Things that drive you craziest about your Significant Other (Merged)

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FCollinsBuckeye;680395; said:
Oh no you din't
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What annoys you about your spouse or main squeeze?

1. Does dishes immediately after eating even when our guests are still sitting at the table.
2. Mops the kitchen floor 5 minutes before I get home from work, then tells me not to walk on it. (She doesn't work, ergo, could mop any time.)
3. Uses those godforsaken kitchen towels with the little ties, and ties them to drawer handles. Listen, dammit, if I can't carry the towel across the room to use it, what is the EFFIN POINT ???
 
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My wife has a bizarre subconscious hatred for closed doors. Or something like that. There's just GOT to be a reason why she won't close the doors to the cupboard, medicine cabinet, and linen closet. I think she hates me, my freedom, and my way of life. Maybe if she was tall enough to smack her head off a cupboard door. :smash:
 
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Bucky Katt;705481; said:
My wife has a bizarre subconscious hatred for closed doors. Or something like that. There's just GOT to be a reason why she won't close the doors to the cupboard, medicine cabinet, and linen closet. I think she hates me, my freedom, and my way of life. Maybe if she was tall enough to smack her head off a cupboard door. :smash:
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There's a "back door" joke in there somewhere...
 
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Bucky Katt;705481; said:
My wife has a bizarre subconscious hatred for closed doors. Or something like that. There's just GOT to be a reason why she won't close the doors to the cupboard, medicine cabinet, and linen closet. I think she hates me, my freedom, and my way of life. Maybe if she was tall enough to smack her head off a cupboard door. :smash:
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My wife's father does that. He never closes anything or puts anything back in its place after using it. Drives me f**kin' crazy. I keep telling my wife that the next time we visit their house I'm going to open every door/drawer in the place and leave them all open at once.
 
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Bucky Katt;705481; said:
My wife has a bizarre subconscious hatred for closed doors. Or something like that. There's just GOT to be a reason why she won't close the doors to the cupboard, medicine cabinet, and linen closet. I think she hates me, my freedom, and my way of life. Maybe if she was tall enough to smack her head off a cupboard door. :smash:
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OK! Now THIS is scary!
You must be married to my wife's lost sister!
 
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