Texas Longhorns (big hat, no cattle; please don’t Horns Down us)

[Crump's brother]

Hard to be back when you never were present.

What is "something a single mom would say?" I'll take potent portables for 800, Alex.

 

[NFBuck]

Why in the blue fuck was three loss Texas ranked? Note to pollsters: stop trying to make Texas happen; it's not gonna happen.

 

[kujirakira]

Hard to be back when you never were present.

Do you even Preseason? Tubular Top 10 brah.

 

[Palpie]

Why in the blue fuck was three loss Texas ranked? Note to pollsters: stop trying to make Texas happen; it's not gonna happen.

Cause lsu needs ranked wins? Do you even sec opponent?

 

[ShowMeBuck]

 

[DiamondBuck]

 

[pnuts34]

Why in the blue fuck was three loss Texas ranked? Note to pollsters: stop trying to make Texas happen; it's not gonna happen.

You mean the same pollsters who almost every year predict scUM to be “back” and also for that Sam scUM program to win the B1G this year?

 

[MGMT]

Typically a subject being copied, is Hermanated.

Sorry, skynet cant send anything back to change that hire.

And lmao @ their 19 ranking. How in the fuck? They have absolutely no business finishing in the top-25 in the season-ending AP

 

[Thump]

I miss Thujone on days like this.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Why in the blue fuck was three loss Texas ranked? Note to pollsters: stop trying to make Texas happen; it's not gonna happen.

Well...if it DOES happen, there will be plenty of time to recognize it in the polls.

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

Good thing for LSU they beat Texas when they were really really good

oh they are already making that arguement that Tejas is just dinged up and not healthy like they were during the LSU game

 

[OregonBuckeye]

"We're craaaaap!"

 

[Beano Cook]

Do you even Darryl Royal bro

Boy, was he pissed off last night. Pop Warner started giving him some shit and fists were flying. I wanted to break it up but Woody stopped me.

I love college football.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

They should lose to Baylor, so that's five losses and a garbage bowl. They might be ranked as low as 12 or 13 in next year's preseason poll.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Shaggy, or whatever the fuck they're calling it these days, is absolutely hilarious.