Texas Longhorns (big hat, no cattle; please don’t Horns Down us)

[Gatorubet]

Shaggy, or whatever the fuck they're calling it these days, is absolutely hilarious.

It is sort of past the anger and disbelief stage, and more into the depressed resignation and acceptance stage. Not sure which of the ten steps.

 

[kujirakira]

It is sort of past the anger and disbelief stage, and more into the depressed resignation and acceptance stage. Not sure which of the ten steps.

They really are just like Michigan, minus the academics.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

The should or should not hire Urban threads are pure gold.

 

[cincibuck]

Boy, was he pissed off last night. Pop Warner started giving him some shit and fists were flying. I wanted to break it up but Woody stopped me.

I love college football.

And where was Amos Alonzo Stagg in all this? Probably singing the Chicago fight song in the shower with Joe Pa.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

And where was Amos Alonzo Stagg in all this? Probably singing the Chicago fight song in the shower with Joe Pa.

JoePa isn't there. He's in hell.

 

[colobuck79]

Can’t we all just agree that Texas is back?

 

[OH2NC]

Can’t we all just agree that Texas is back?

To being mediocre, yes, YES we can!!!

 

[MGMT]

Not even really sure this season is turning out average. There’s something incredible about watching Tom fall flat on his stupid fucking face

 

[buckeyemania11]

Not even really sure this season is turning out average. There’s something incredible about watching Tom fall flat on his stupid fucking face

Currently 5th in the Big 12, with losses to TCU and Iowa State. Thats definitely below average for a name like Texas.

Only way to salvage it as average would be to win out, including the bowl game.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

1. Nobody outside of your self-reverential circle jerk considers you "like Cal and tsun" academically.

2. Cal and tsun are better than you at football.

 

[Palpie]

1. Nobody outside of your self-reverential circle jerk considers you "like Cal and tsun" academically.

2. Cal and tsun are better than you at football.

They do have the "osu/ou only win cause they only care about football and aren't real universities like we are" in common with tsun. Cause having good academics and good athletics isn't an option.

 

[buckeyemania11]

I'm sure Texas' 05 national title team was just loaded with high level academics

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

I'm sure Texas' 05 national title team was just loaded with high level academics

Tons of high character guys too. Not a single arrest!

 

[NFBuck]

Tons of high character guys too. Not a single arrest!

And Linebackers that could run step-for-step with Ted Ginn.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

And Linebackers that could run step-for-step with Ted Ginn.

XRayRandy knows his shit.