Texas Longhorns (big hat, no cattle; please don’t Horns Down us)

[sparcboxbuck]

Been in Austin all week

Fuck this place

hard

Wheaton, IL BBQ > Austin, TX BBQ

 

[Jaxbuck]

Wheaton, IL BBQ > Austin, TX BBQ

Calcutta > this hipster/millennial cesspool of wanna be trendy fucking fucks

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Calcutta > this hipster/millennial cesspool of wanna be trendy fucking fucks

I mean......it has to be better than Jax and Philly, right?

 

[Jaxbuck]

I mean......it has to be better than Jax and Philly, right?

People in both Jax and Philly are seriously fucked up but at least they are real.

This is where every bitch made punk developer/craft beer drinking cum guzzling developer queen runs off to and gives old salt advice about where the cool place to eat is and what kind of beard wax to buy for your boyfriend.

I'm about ready to grab a 2ft section of lead pipe and start splitting wigs.

 

[Dryden]

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

Wheaton, IL BBQ > Austin, TX BBQ

Every little town outside of Ausitn BBQ > Austin BBQ

@Jaxbuck how dare you come to my fair city and start trashing it, without involving me.

 

[charlohiottean]

Evanston, IL BBQ > Wheaton, IL BBQ > Austin, TX BBQ

FIFY

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

This is where every bitch made punk developer/craft beer drinking cum guzzling developer queen runs off to and gives old salt advice about where the cool place to eat is and what kind of beard wax to buy for your boyfriend.

So, Denver of the south?

 

[lvbuckeye]

Been in Austin all week

Fuck this place

hard

Austin is weird. Although it's the capital of Texas, it's the cultural, philosophical, and political antithesis of Texas.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Looks like there may be blood on the field every 28 days or so.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

People in both Jax and Philly are seriously fucked up but at least they are real.

This is where every bitch made punk developer/craft beer drinking cum guzzling developer queen runs off to and gives old salt advice about where the cool place to eat is and what kind of beard wax to buy for your boyfriend.

I'm about ready to grab a 2ft section of lead pipe and start splitting wigs.

Like UT, the city's entire identity is that of a wanna-be. It's a pale imitation of neighborhoods in real cities that were doing that shit 20 years ago.

 

[Crump's brother]

People in both Jax and Philly are seriously fucked up but at least they are real.

This is where every bitch made punk developer/craft beer drinking cum guzzling developer queen runs off to and gives old salt advice about where the cool place to eat is and what kind of beard wax to buy for your boyfriend.

I'm about ready to grab a 2ft section of lead pipe and start splitting wigs.

Need help? I'll lure them into an alley by claiming to have indigenous Paraguayan yerba mate gourds.

 

[muffler dragon]

Need help? I'll lure them into an alley by claiming to have indigenous Paraguayan yerba mate gourds.

Along with shareable metal straws?!?!

 

[Jagdaddy]

So, Denver of the south?

I'd like to try to deny that, but I can't.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Every little town outside of Ausitn BBQ > Austin BBQ

@Jaxbuck how dare you come to my fair city and start trashing it, without involving me.

I was locked into 2 1/2 days of corporate hell.

No time to try and catch up or I would have.