Texas Longhorns (big hat, no cattle; please don’t Horns Down us)

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

Strangulation?

I guess Beard was a Spreewell fan back in the day.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

I was just watching them play last night and thought to myself "that guy looks like a dickhead off the court".

 

[Nutriaitch]

Already getting the “S-E-C” treatment a few years before they actually join.

i can't wait to see them in a conference where more than 2 other schools actually give a shit about football.

and where none of the others will just bow down and let Texas make all the rules.
just wait until they realize Vandy will get the same check they do.

 

[Jaxbuck]

i can't wait to see them in a conference where more than 2 other schools actually give a shit about football.

and where none of the others will just bow down and let Texas make all the rules.
just wait until they realize Vandy will get the same check they do.

Y'all means...y'all?

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

Beard might be trying to give ole Pole Assassin’s man a run for most fucked up texas coach

 

[Jaxbuck]

Beard might be trying to give ole Pole Assassin’s man a run for most fucked up texas coach

Not the primary aggressor? WTF, did he have someone help?

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Chris Beard: I have definitive proof that will clear me of these charges.

Cops: OK, great, let's have it.

Chris Beard: No.

Now, I'm not Kojak, but this doesn't add up.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Chris Beard: I have definitive proof that will clear me of these charges.

Cops: OK, great, let's have it.

Chris Beard: No.

Now, I'm not Kojak, but this doesn't add up.

Sure it does. It's a sex tape.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

This guy seems to be a real

 

[Jaxbuck]

This guy seems to be a real

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What the fuck is a pickle deer?

 

[dragurd]

What the fuck is a pickle deer?

Sounds delicious

 

[Buckeneye]

"Sometimes you just gotta choke/punch a bitch"
-Juwan Howard

-Juwan Howard...

- Wayne Brady

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

What the fuck is a pickle deer?

What kind of pickle is it and who posted it? Is it a boy or girl deer?

That's what we call a clue.

 

[colobuck79]

Now I get it.

 

[pnuts34]

i can't wait to see them in a conference where more than 2 other schools actually give a shit about football.

and where none of the others will just bow down and let Texas make all the rules.
just wait until they realize Vandy will get the same check they do.

I can't wait for them to get steamrolled in Lexington by UK and being completely shell-shocked at the thought