Texas Longhorns (big hat, no cattle; please don’t Horns Down us)

[Dryden]

What the fuck is a pickle deer?

uh… I think it’s a dill doe.

 

[Bestbuck36]

uh… I think it’s a dill doe.

Oh great, here we go.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

-Juwan Howard...

- Wayne Brady

Beard didn't need no ATM. That room was better than an ATM!

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

uh… I think it’s a dill doe.

Left out the "r"

I used to use this in my first attempt at trolling....the glory that was Domer Maximus.

 

[gmen6981]

Oh great, here we go.

Well, if any thread needs dildos. it's a Texas thread.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Don't tell @LovelandBuckeye about this thread.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

Don't tell @LovelandBuckeye about this thread.

Someone send up the signal?

 

[gmen6981]

Don't tell @LovelandBuckeye about this thread.

Too late.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Left out the "r"

I used to use this in my first attempt at trolling....the glory that was Domer Maximus.

The Black & Decker pecker wrecker…cordless model.

 

[gmen6981]

The Black & Decker pecker wrecker…cordless model.

That bad boy got the torque speed chuck on it?

 

[Jaxbuck]

That bad boy got the torque speed chuck on it?

Don’t know but it could have been in Chuck.

 

[gmen6981]

Don’t know but it could have been in Chuck.

NTTAWWT

 

[Jaxbuck]

NTTAWWT

Exactly. It’s the 21st century and if Texas fans want to pound their buddy in the ass with the BDPW, who are we to judge? They shouldn’t have to hide it like they did in the 20th century

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

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Well, they do like to play the martyr.