Texas Longhorns (big hat, no cattle; please don’t Horns Down us)

[AuTX Buckeye]

cue “ITS HAPPENING GIF”

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

cutty sark coming to Austin?

 

[NorthCoastKid]

They’re hiring Sark lmao

 

[Systems_id]

Umm if Sark couldn’t handle USC don’t know how he’ll handle Texas

 

[BB73]

cutty sark coming to Austin?

I can’t believe it, but I don’t remember seeing him called cutty sark before.

 

[BB73]

cutty sark coming to Austin?

I hope he’s too distracted to plan for and call a solid game on the 11th.

 

[Jaxbuck]

so not Urban?

 

[Buckeye86]

Umm if Sark couldn’t handle USC don’t know how he’ll handle Texas

Yeah, hiring a known drunk for a job that is 90% managing out of control boosters and needy HS coaches/programs feels like a bad move...

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

I hope he’s too distracted to plan for and call a solid game on the 11th.

I wonder whether Saban lets him.

 

[ShowMeBuck]

Boy, I’d sure hate to think Bama would have to deal with that distraction like we did with Haff last year.

Of course Saban has been there before.

 

[bucknut502]

Yeah, hiring a known drunk for a job that is 90% managing out of control boosters and needy HS coaches/programs feels like a bad move...

They tried a coke head...and it didn’t work. Now the drunk

 

[Buckeye86]

Yeah, hiring a known drunk for a job that is 90% managing out of control boosters and needy HS coaches/programs feels like a bad move...

Also, Herman can just flip and be Bama’s next OC. Saban has been bringing in failed former HC to be his coordinators lately, after all.

 

[heisman]

Sark and a large bag of cash headed to Southlake.

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

Pandemic losses... what pandemic losses....programs losing money hand over fist but $25 to buy the guy plus whatever they owe the new staff

 

[Jaxbuck]

Pandemic losses... what pandemic losses....programs losing money hand over fist but $25 to buy the guy plus whatever they owe the new staff

That's why I didn't think they'd pull the trigger this year.

Hard to sell that if they cry poor anywhere else in the athletic program.