Texas Longhorns (big hat, no cattle; please don’t Horns Down us)

[Bill Lucas]

In my opinion, if you can tell whether you are in a Denny's, Perkins, or Waffle House, you left the bar a bit prematurely.

There's nothing quite like a drunken Denny's Gram Slam Breakfast at 3 AM.

 

[Gatorubet]

One doesn't nab the USC-Lite job without some P5 experience.

Plus, Tom has won too much lately. You don’t get Mullen like credentials just like that - you need to be run off first.
They tried hiring a guy like Spurrier, but that brought about wins. That’s just what they’d be expecting. They zig, you zag.

 

[Palpie]

Plus, Tom has won too much lately. You don’t get Mullen like credentials just like that - you need to be run off first.
They tried hiring a guy like Spurrier, but that brought about wins. That’s just what they’d be expecting. They zig, you zag.

Mullen? is he already slated to replace beamer junior in 3 years?

 

[Mike80]

While Surly's thread on the jizzjars is excellent and kinda funny, they are also now convincing themselves that not only is the door "still" open for UFM, but also that their athletic director is trying to nab Brian Kelly

 

[NFBuck]

While Surly's thread on the jizzjars is excellent and kinda funny, they are also now convincing themselves that not only is the door "still" open for UFM, but also that their athletic director is trying to nab Brian Kelly

They might actually give ttun fans a run for the DFBIA title...

 

[scarletmike]

The air reeks of desperation.

 

[CincyInterloper]

While Surly's thread on the jizzjars is excellent and kinda funny, they are also now convincing themselves that not only is the door "still" open for UFM, but also that their athletic director is trying to nab Brian Kelly

Why stop there. I'm sure a plane can be found on flight tracker on a round trip between Tuscaloosa and Austin.

 

[Palpie]

Why stop there. I'm sure a plane can be found on flight tracker on a round trip between Tuscaloosa and Austin.

they've done that dance already. It landed them Charlie Strong if i remember which of their shitshow coaching searches it was.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

So, Surly is now under the impression that Urban can't take the Texas job until Ohio State's season is over. Thus, they are all rooting for Clemson tonight so that Urban can be announced as HC on Monday.

 

[NFBuck]

So, Surly is now under the impression that Urban can't take the Texas job until Ohio State's season is over. Thus, they are all rooting for Clemson tonight so that Urban can be announced as HC on Monday.

...

They might actually give ttun fans a run for the DFBIA title...

 

[OregonBuckeye]

...

"They might actually give ttun fans a run for the DFBIA title... - NFBuck"

- OregonBuckeye

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

...

Well, they are the Single White Female to tsun's Bridget Fonda.

 

[OregonBuckeye]

Well, they are the Single White Female to tsun's Bridget Fonda.

 

[Palpie]

So, Surly is now under the impression that Urban can't take the Texas job until Ohio State's season is over. Thus, they are all rooting for Clemson tonight so that Urban can be announced as HC on Monday.

The ad only said herman would be the coach in 2021. Its now 2021 so he didn't lie. Cause ads are known for playing semantics word games with the press. I hope fox is showing the rrs next season and puts the studio crew there so surly can whip themselves into a frenzy fantasizing about urban taking over at halftime.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

The ad only said herman would be the coach in 2021. Its now 2021 so he didn't lie. Cause ads are known for playing semantics word games with the press. I hope fox is showing the rrs next season and puts the studio crew there so surly can whip themselves into a frenzy fantasizing about urban taking over at halftime.

Yeah. It might not be as literal as when aggy does it, but when that fanbase circle jerks, that fanbase circle jerks.