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TE Jake Stoneburner (Official Thread)

:shake: When nature calls, you gotta go.

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Top 5 Rationale for "whatever the hell they did"

5) They saw the Shawnee Hills "Deputy Dawgs" and were just that scared
4) They were happy that Tiger won and were just lifting a leg in support
3) They were laughing at video of "Bike 0-4" Hart on an exercise bike on U-tube and merely started to [censored] themselves laughing.
2) They had to [censored] so bad that they wrote "Michigan Sucks" in the dirt and flooded the whole Griggs Reservoir by mistake.

and the real reason why they got arrested.....

1) They saw a vision of Brady cHoke in the dirt in the parking lot and just couldn't pass it up!
 
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LeftCoastBuck;2161987; said:
5) They saw the Shawnee Hills "Deputy Dawgs" and were just that scared
4) They were happy that Tiger won and were just lifting a leg in support
3) They were laughing at video of "Bike 0-4" Hart on an exercise bike on U-tube and merely started to [censored] themselves laughing.
2) They had to [censored] so bad that they wrote "Michigan Sucks" in the dirt and flooded the whole Griggs Reservoir by mistake.

and the real reason why they got arrested.....

1) They saw a vision of Brady cHoke in the dirt in the parking lot and just couldn't pass it up!

They just saw the opening scene of the Hatfields and McCoys and thought it was OK to pee by the tree. Really, this is the 21st century and when you got to go, you've got to go, but there are rules. Go pee in the woods next time.
 
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If breastfeeding is accepted then dudes should be able to not piss themselves as well. It would have been different if they were pissing on the cops. Otherwise, leave them the fuck alone. It's a victim-less crime.
 
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