TE Jake Stoneburner (Official Thread)

[ORD_Buckeye]

I'm eagerly awaiting Gene Smith's press conference tomorrow that makes this appear to be the equivalent of finding dead boys in Stoneburner's crawl space.

 

[osugrad21]

Disappointed...I thought Urban brought SEC speed with him.

Southern guys leave those cops in the dust...

 

[Isaac]

Suspended Indefinitely? What does that mean?

 

[korchiki]

Suspended Indefinitely? What does that mean?

My guess, he will have to "earn" his way back by hanging out with Mickey

 

[TresselstillownsTSUN]

OSU is probably waiting to see what happens with the charges.

 

[sparcboxbuck]

Damn... Hope the cops don't follow me the next time I play a round of golf. If that's all ther is to it, this is beyond stupid.

Two sets of ladders and be done.

 

[y0yoyoin]

jeez...guess next time im in shawnee hills ill have to pee in a toilet

 

[TooTall]

When nature calls, you gotta go.

 

[LeftCoastBuck]

Top 5 Rationale for "whatever the hell they did"

5) They saw the Shawnee Hills "Deputy Dawgs" and were just that scared
4) They were happy that Tiger won and were just lifting a leg in support
3) They were laughing at video of "Bike 0-4" Hart on an exercise bike on U-tube and merely started to [censored] themselves laughing.
2) They had to [censored] so bad that they wrote "Michigan Sucks" in the dirt and flooded the whole Griggs Reservoir by mistake.

and the real reason why they got arrested.....

1) They saw a vision of Brady cHoke in the dirt in the parking lot and just couldn't pass it up!

 

[utgrad73]

5) They saw the Shawnee Hills "Deputy Dawgs" and were just that scared
4) They were happy that Tiger won and were just lifting a leg in support
3) They were laughing at video of "Bike 0-4" Hart on an exercise bike on U-tube and merely started to [censored] themselves laughing.
2) They had to [censored] so bad that they wrote "Michigan Sucks" in the dirt and flooded the whole Griggs Reservoir by mistake.

and the real reason why they got arrested.....

1) They saw a vision of Brady cHoke in the dirt in the parking lot and just couldn't pass it up!

They just saw the opening scene of the Hatfields and McCoys and thought it was OK to pee by the tree. Really, this is the 21st century and when you got to go, you've got to go, but there are rules. Go pee in the woods next time.

 

[BUCKYLE]

If breastfeeding is accepted then dudes should be able to not piss themselves as well. It would have been different if they were pissing on the cops. Otherwise, leave them the fuck alone. It's a victim-less crime.

 

[osugrad21]

It's a victim-less crime.

...unless they rigged a raffle or something heinous like that

 

[BUCKYLE]

...unless they rigged a raffle or something heinous like that

I don't care if Stoney gets the death penalty now.

 

[woofermazing]

I haven't been watching ESPN. Is this getting 24/7 coverage?

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

I think Gerdeman cartoon sums it up well today

http://www.the-ozone.net/Cartoons/2012/June/Zip.html