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TE Jake Stoneburner (Official Thread)

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Those cops should get the cop medal of honor. I am so glad they made the memorial tournament safer by harassing a couple of patrons. Kudos to Shawnee Hills Cops, your hard work, dedication, and commitment to protect and serve in arresting three young men pissing between cars greatly reflects the community and the values it stands. Well Done. You should be proud to wear the uniform. I have a few solutions for this public urinating problem because I too have found myself pissing between cars outside the bogey inn during the tournament week. 1.)stop selling alcohol. 2.)stop handing out water 3.)just do away with the tournament and then lay off the entire shawnee hills police department cause there would be nothing to do or 4.)put up more porto potties.

These cops are totally clueless. This deserves a warning but no their inferiority complex founded on their genetic deficiencies over-ruled common sense.
 
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I have stumbled across something totally amazing.

If you are not sure where Shawnee Hills is (or just temporarily pretend that you are not really sure), and you go to maps.google.com and enter shawnee hills, ohio, it will show you. More significantly, if you look and inch or two to the right and see something that looks like a white log floating in the river, and if you zoom in on it, you will find something amazing! Hint: it's shadow is an inch to the north.

I will not ruin it for you. Check it out yourself.

By the way, going back to trivia, I do not think Jake should have said in public that he hopes the charges will be dropped. The puts the prosecutor in a public jam because some voters will say "ooh, urine". Now he has to show that he is tough on crime and that the players are not special and above the law.

If he had just one tenth of the money that he makes for Gene Smith, I suspect his attorney would have advised him not to say that.

This is all, IMHO, and I am not an attorney.
 
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OH10;2161688; said:
This is going to come across like a homer defending one of our players, but this just sounds like overreacting officers. No one ever wants to acknowledge it but there are some guys in uniform who are just hypersensitive bullies. Not all, but definitely some
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It happens from time to time yes, but I want to see the arrest report before I start lamenting about the officers.

Not a big deal though. Charges will probably be dropped, and if not he'll get some community service or a small fine.
 
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maximumblitz;2161716; said:
I have stumbled across something totally amazing.

If you are not sure where Shawnee Hills is (or just temporarily pretend that you are not really sure), and you go to maps.google.com and enter shawnee hills, ohio, it will show you. More significantly, if you look and inch or two to the right and see something that looks like a white log floating in the river, and if you zoom in on it, you will find something amazing! Hint: it's shadow is an inch to the north.

I will not ruin it for you. Check it out yourself.

By the way, going back to trivia, I do not think Jake should have said in public that he hopes the charges will be dropped. The puts the prosecutor in a public jam because some voters will say "ooh, urine". Now he has to show that he is tough on crime and that the players are not special and above the law.

If he had just one tenth of the money that he makes for Gene Smith, I suspect his attorney would have advised him not to say that.

This is all, IMHO, and I am not an attorney.
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it looks fake...
 
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maximumblitz;2161716; said:
I have stumbled across something totally amazing.

If you are not sure where Shawnee Hills is (or just temporarily pretend that you are not really sure), and you go to maps.google.com and enter shawnee hills, ohio, it will show you. More significantly, if you look and inch or two to the right and see something that looks like a white log floating in the river, and if you zoom in on it, you will find something amazing! Hint: it's shadow is an inch to the north.

I will not ruin it for you. Check it out yourself.

By the way, going back to trivia, I do not think Jake should have said in public that he hopes the charges will be dropped. The puts the prosecutor in a public jam because some voters will say "ooh, urine". Now he has to show that he is tough on crime and that the players are not special and above the law.

If he had just one tenth of the money that he makes for Gene Smith, I suspect his attorney would have advised him not to say that.

This is all, IMHO, and I am not an attorney.
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pretty cool.
 
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there are no less than 10 dudes pissing out back at that place at any given time past 9:00pm during the memorial. shawnee hills cops love to slap disorderly conduct charges on folks for a little extra cash for the community.

the obstruction charge is because the cops had to exert effort to chase them down, nothing more. chances are you'll see these guys plea to disorderly conduct minor misdemeanor charges, pay a fine, and do a little community service.
 
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OH10;2161688; said:
This is going to come across like a homer defending one of our players, but this just sounds like overreacting officers. No one ever wants to acknowledge it but there are some guys in uniform who are just hypersensitive bullies. Not all, but definitely some
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There are plenty of people around here that will acknowledge it, there are too many cops in the are area that have lost the plot and there is little to not accountability for it.
 
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