And I actually omitted the most embarrassing part. You couldn't get that out of me without a pistol.
Out with it!
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And I actually omitted the most embarrassing part. You couldn't get that out of me without a pistol.
Out with it!
I think I'd rather die by flame thrower. Seriously - NEVER gonna happen.
Better yet, I'll wait until someone posts an even more embarrassing story than mine. (Keep in mind I'll have to verify it with at least 2 legitimate sources)
LoKy reminded me that we used to fly around the suburban streets of the Northland area on the back of cars when it snowed in the mid-1960s. We would lean left and lean right and the drivers would be struggling to control their cars, we thought it was hilarious.
We were racing around the block with a stopwatch. The trip required you to catch at least two rides. We made a really good time. A friend set out to beat us but had not made it ten minutes later when we heard the sirens.
We had never seen a snow plough before, neither had he. He had cheated and hitched a ride on the back of another friend's older brother's car. Apparently, he hit the dry patch at about fifty miles an hour. He broke both arms and a leg, if I remember correctly, and spent a few weeks in the hospital.
Better yet, I'll wait until someone posts an even more embarrassing story than mine. (Keep in mind I'll have to verify it with at least 2 legitimate sources)
I'll go. This is less about doing something stupid and more about being stupid.
Up until the age of 6, I thought my father and sister were black. They aren't. Whoops!
I shouldn't say this, but I'm gonna anyway: I gather you figured this out when you started floundering while taking dancing lessons . . .
was it u that told the story about the bowling thing before and ur dad whispered in your ear or something? thats priceless! this is prolly the funniest 1 so far!
Yes, he calmly said "you are getting your ass beat when we get home" He doesnt show much emotion, but I knew when I got home it was going to bad. That was the longest 20 minute drive of my life.
Jagg....you must have me confused with CCI....
I shouldn't say this, but I'm gonna anyway: I gather you figured this out when you started floundering while taking dancing lessons . . .
I lactually earned otherwise when I went to my mother and said "Mom, if we lived back when slavery was still around, I still would have loved Dad and my sister." She looked at me and said something along the lines of "What in the HELL are you talking about?" I responded, "I wouldn't hate them for being black." I don't remember what she said after that, but I suspect she was trying her hardest not to laugh at my stupid ass.