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STUPID THINGS YOU DID AS A KID

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Well being only 19, I'm still doing stupid kid stuff, so I'll keep it short.

I believe I was around 14 or 15. We had a strip of wooded area behind our house, and loved to bike back there. So during our hayday before we drove cars, we rode our bikes around everywhere. Naturally like any kid with a set of balls would do, you built ramps. So we had proceeded to build 4-5 3 foot dirt ramps back in our woods to jump our cheap mountainbikes, and one bmx bike off of. So we're having fun doing this, and its all fun and games. I had given it a try somewhat slow a few times, but found it pretty easy. I decided to get off of my mountain bike and test out one of my friend's bmx bikes.

Of course, with a new bike, you gotta go high and hard. So because of this, I decided to go fast. I got up to around 20 miles an hour and hit the far jump. I landed perfectly clean, but failed to realize that there was a tree in front of me about 10 feet away. Just to my luck, I then found out the bike had no brakes connected. I could have avoided it if I took a different angle, but that wasn't the case. So going about 20 miles an hour, perfectly straight into a 4 ft. wide tree, I hit it straight on and my bike came to an instant stop. Now normally, I would have flipped over the handle bars, but instead, I flipped my head directly into the tree.

To this day, I'm at a loss for how I didn't have a fractured skull or nose.

I used to make napalm (styrofoam mixed with gas) and light it in people's driveways. I would generally make giant flaming penises so it would leave gigantic black penis burns in their driveway.

I jumped down my friend's stairs and made a four foot wide hole in their wall. Needless to say, their dad was pretty pissed off at me for the moment...

I used to light bottle rockets out of my bare hands...

When I was 5, I broke a quarter inch cherry wood table with my head (not sure why...)

I once walked across our neighborhood pond in the winter while it was partly frozen. I fell in.
 
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OSUsushichic said:
I don't need to know about your package. Mrs. Katt would kick my ass. :biggrin:
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Fear her.

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timBUCK2 said:
I tried to make an escape rope out of bedding to escape my second floor window when I was grounded. I tied the end to the leg of my bed and climbed out the window.

The second I put my weight on it, the bed flew across the room and into the wall (it was on casters :bonk:), then the rope broke and I fell 8-10 feet onto the patio.

My mom was looking out the glass sliding door at me as it happened.
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This was my sisters favorite thing to do. My parents bedroom window was right below the window she would go out of. I remember one time I walked into the living room and noticed my sister hanging from the sheet waving at me. My dad had the perfect angle to see her but he didn't catch her, that time.
 
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timBUCK2 said:
I tried to make an escape rope out of bedding to escape my second floor window when I was grounded. I tied the end to the leg of my bed and climbed out the window.

The second I put my weight on it, the bed flew across the room and into the wall (it was on casters :bonk:), then the rope broke and I fell 8-10 feet onto the patio.

My mom was looking out the glass sliding door at me as it happened.
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:slappy:

timBUCK2 said:
And I actually omitted the most embarrassing part. You couldn't get that out of me without a pistol. :biggrin:
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FCollinsBuckeye said:
Out with it!
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My guess...He was wearing something similar to this at the time...:biggrin:

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