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STUPID THINGS YOU DID AS A KID

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tyrus said:
I dint know if this qualifies for this thread, but it is still funny.

When I piss in public, I like to pull my pants all the way down to the floor, like a little kid. The reaction is priceless.

It works best when the restrooms have the big troughs, like at a stadium.
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I was at a ball game earlier in the year and some guy did this in a packed restroom. My friend and I were dying. It was so fucking funny.
 
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tyrus said:
For a fundraiser while in Little League, we had to sell candy bars for 50 cents. I am a business man and they were fabulous candy bars, so I sold them for a dollar. The old lady at the end of the street busted me on that, but it took a couple years.

When in Babe Ruth, we had to stand in front of businesses and ask for donations. Me and my partner in crime would pocket most of our earnings and act like nobody was interested in helping the local Babe Ruth teams. They now use marked bills to see if the kids are keeping any funds.

Somebody dared me to take a shit in that old ladies garage when I was 11......and I did. She was a bitch.

When I was 6, my parents had me on a fucking bowling team. I am very competitive and I needed a strike to win the league. I left one standing and yelled FUCK in front of everyone. My dad was next to impossible to piss off, but that did it. I ha vent bowled since.

Also, when I was 11, my Dad had the bright idea to take me golfing. On Hole #9 I had what I thought was an easy put. I missed it, and drove my putter in the green. Dad explained to me that I was an asshole, hot head, etc. I still have not finished 9 holes of golf...like I said, I am ultra-competitive.

I used to hit dog food with a tennis racket at the neighbor kids. I used to be on the other end of it and it hurt like hell.

After I got my license, I would drive my car through peoples yards, bushes, trash cans, etc.

We would steal yard ornaments and put them in other peoples yards. (geese, gnomes, etc)

Plus all the other shit kids did....egging, tp, corning, etc.

My JR year in HS I went around and took every ones pumpkins and put them in the school parking lot....

Man, I was a fucking idiot.
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was it u that told the story about the bowling thing before and ur dad whispered in your ear or something? thats priceless! this is prolly the funniest 1 so far!
 
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ok, a few summers ago, we were launching water balloons, and there were 4 of us doing it. we were aiming at 1 of the kids houses cuz he is dumb and doesnt stand up for himself, so he didnt do anything. we decided to try to shoot at the door, but ended up hitting his little sisters window! the glass was a piece of shit, so the kid was going fucking nuts saying how his dad will kill him and everything. so we decided to go in and clean up the glass. and when his dad got home he wasnt mad, but told us we had to give him 75 bucks from each of us. haha, we never did. oh and 1 time we were shooting at the other neighbors house and hit the swing set and knocked it down, and he was a principal too! haha! i have worse...... but dont wanna get into them :wink2:
 
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tyrus said:
I dint know if this qualifies for this thread, but it is still funny.

When I piss in public, I like to pull my pants all the way down to the floor, like a little kid. The reaction is priceless.

It works best when the restrooms have the big troughs, like at a stadium.
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I think you're confusing "in public" with "in prison" . . .:shake:
 
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Built dams than flooded streets. Constructive!

Played with way to much f-i-r-e! De-constructive!

Shot way to many living things. Learned the beauty of all living things.

Beat the crap out of my brother. He NEEDED it! Honest! :tongue2:
 
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My senior year in high school, I worked at a gas station owned by the brother-in-law of my neighbor buddy. It was February, cold as fuck out, and business was real slow. Being bored (and a bit cold), I took a tin ashtray outside and put about a fluid ounce of gas in it. I then took it into the garage, made sure nothing flammable was within about 20 feet, and then lit it. Well, the ensuing 5-foot-tall fire ball caught the attention of the attendant of the rival gas station across the street...who also happened to be my bosses best friend.

I was fired that night... :biggrin:
 
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I tried to make an escape rope out of bedding to escape my second floor window when I was grounded. I tied the end to the leg of my bed and climbed out the window.

The second I put my weight on it, the bed flew across the room and into the wall (it was on casters :bonk:), then the rope broke and I fell 8-10 feet onto the patio.

My mom was looking out the glass sliding door at me as it happened.
 
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I was running from the cops one time after a party got broken up, It was at some apartment building so i was by the doors just booking parrallel to the building. The building ended but i kept going thinking that i would run into a field or something, long story short right after i passed the last door on the apartment building it got really dark and still running at full speed had no idea what was about to come. Since it was so dark out i saw two pine trees and went to go run through them and then i saw what i thought was a stream, i leaped right after the pine trees to cross the stream, what i didnt know is that the "stream" was actually the start of an underground parking ramp for the apartment building. I feel about 7 feet right on my face and somehow got up probably adrenaline and got away from the police, i was sore for about a week and luckily didnt injure myself that bad. It is in the top three of the most stupid things i have ever done.
 
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timBUCK2 said:
I tried to make an escape rope out of bedding to escape my second floor window when I was grounded. I tied the end to the leg of my bed and climbed out the window.

The second I put my weight on it, the bed flew across the room and into the wall (it was on casters :bonk:), then the rope broke and I fell 8-10 feet onto the patio.

My mom was looking out the glass sliding door at me as it happened.
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That is fucking hilarious, I almost spit coffee all over my monitor.
 
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timBUCK2 said:
I tried to make an escape rope out of bedding to escape my second floor window when I was grounded. I tied the end to the leg of my bed and climbed out the window.

The second I put my weight on it, the bed flew across the room and into the wall (it was on casters :bonk:), then the rope broke and I fell 8-10 feet onto the patio.

My mom was looking out the glass sliding door at me as it happened.
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:rofl: :lol: :slappy:
 
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