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STUPID THINGS YOU DID AS A KID

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gemsweater;1277913; said:
My next door neighbor growing up was an alcoholic named Julio. He used to break into our garage and steal beer out my dad's "Man Fridge." When I was in third grade my best friend and I decided to have our own version of a lemonade stand. We put drops of lemon juice in water and sold it to Julio for a dollar, claiming it was expensive alcohol from France. We made $25 before my mom realized what we were doing.

I dognapped my neighbor's dog. I coaxed the dog out of the yard and replaced it with one of my stuffed animals. I tried to lie and say I was being framed, but I'm a terrible liar and was holding the dog as I said it.

When my mom was asleep on the couch I decided to give her a makeover. I was going through a hair stylist phase and I wanted to show off some of my skillz. I ended up giving her half of a mullet and some bangs. She was not pleased, but dad thought it was funny.

My "play name" growing up was Rainbow Rainbow. I can't believe I actually had/have friends.

For longer than I'd like to admit, I thought oral sex meant making out.
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Just wanted to capture this whole thing for posterity before you have a chance to re-think the wisdom of sharing all this...

And to think you're an Engrish teacher now... :wink:
 
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When I was a frosh, we took about three of those gray 32-gallon trash cans we had on our floor in Morrill Tower, dumped out the garbage, filled them with water, took them up to the 23rd floor by elevator, wheeled them into the stairwell and dumped them down the stairs.

The crew we stationed down on the 12th floor told us it sounded like a waterfall.

The point of the, err..., experiment was to see how far down the water would reach. It got all the way down to the 15th floor. We were very disappointed with the results...
 
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I did plenty of stupid shit, the highlight of which was getting kicked out of High School for three days which caused me to flunk Chemistry and Algebra II which caused me to be a half credit short, which caused me to not graduate with my class.

But the best was a fraternity brother who was driving along Rome - Hillard road with his brother when they spotted a rail road hand car sitting by itself. They hopped on and began to crank the car up and down the tracks, threw a switch or two, tripped lots of signal connections as they rolled over the tracks and wound up in the back of the sherrif's car. The Judge had a sense of humor and made them dress as shepards and spend their Christmas break evenings guarding the sheep in a live manger display in UA.
 
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I think it was the first Superman movie, where the kid is at Niagara Falls, and he climbs over the railing. The kid is holding on with one hand, leaning back, then switches hands, back and forth, until he slips and falls towards the water when Superman saves him...

After a t-ball game, we went to Burger King. I wasn't tall enough to see over the counter. There was a little ledge, I climb on it, and proceed to slap one hand flat on the counter to hold myself up, while leaning back, just like the movie. I switch hands, then again, then agai....I woke up in the hospital.
 
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BUCKYLE;1277952; said:
I think it was the first Superman movie, where the kid is at Niagara Falls, and he climbs over the railing. The kid is holding on with one hand, leaning back, then switches hands, back and forth, until he slips and falls towards the water when Superman saves him...

After a t-ball game, we went to Burger King. I wasn't tall enough to see over the counter. There was a little ledge, I climb on it, and proceed to slap one hand flat on the counter to hold myself up, while leaning back, just like the movie. I switch hands, then again, then agai....I woke up in the hospital.
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You got thumped by Superman? Say it ain't so...
 
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1. I used to lick my hands and eat my boogers
2. I threw sand in other children's eyes when I got mad at them
3. I used to flick my boner when I first started getting them
4. I used to hide one of my dad's shoes, when he'd find it, I'd hide the other one
5. Same thing with the remote, nothing got my dad more pissed then not being able to find the remote
6. I shit my pants once while I was at Hale Farm. My mom cleaned me up, used a bathroom sink to wash my tighties, then my dad drove 100 mph down back country roads while my mom held on to the undies trying to dry them off...don't know why they didn't just pitch them.
7. One of the funniest things I've ever been witness to is not an act of my own, but of a dear friend of mine who had a bit of a gas problem...he's sitting in class and he just kept shredding bombs. The teacher politely asked whoever was passing gas to refrain, or go use the bathroom. My friend didn't care. The teacher, progressively getting more aggrivated, turned around and said, "If I hear one more of those, everybody has a detention..." Not 10 seconds after the scolding you hear in the back of the room a slight squeak getting louder then the brrrrrrratatatat of fumes pulsating against those old hard wooden desk chairs. Not a dry eye in the room. The blatant disrespect was priceless.
 
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Romanowski;1278717; said:
6. I shit my pants once while I was at Hale Farm. My mom cleaned me up, used a bathroom sink to wash my tighties, then my dad drove 100 mph down back country roads while my mom held on to the undies trying to dry them off...don't know why they didn't just pitch them.
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I can understand why they didn't, it's not like this was one of your dads socks we're talking about.
 
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