SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

[Abenaki]

 

[Abenaki]

 

[gmen6981]

Obligatory.
You just really hate to see it.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

He's really tearing the motherfucker down on his way out the door. I wonder if it's for the humiliation of the salary cut last year or the humiliation as a player of the coaches informing him that--as a retarded individual--he would not be allowed to major in History.

 

[Jaxbuck]

He's really tearing the motherfucker down on his way out the door. I wonder if it's for the humiliation of the salary cut last year or the humiliation as a player of the coaches informing him that--as a retarded individual--he would not be allowed to major in History.

The solution that requires the fewest assumptions tells me he's just a (gloriously) dumb, arrogant motherfucker.

I don't think he's got the cognitive horsepower to go through some of the decision trees you ascribe to him (like he was a fully formed human).

 

[BuckBackHome]

Assuming he is finally gone this time, who could take his place? Harbaugh is so optimally designed to be the perfect punching bag of a michigan coach.

 

[NorthCoastKid]

Assuming he is finally gone this time, who could take his place? Harbaugh is so optimally designed to be the perfect punching bag of a michigan coach.

Rumors have been that Josh Gattis or Mike Hart would be promoted. I'd say Hart is a fairly optimal punching bag too lol

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

Rumors have been that Josh Gattis or Mike Hart would be promoted. I'd say Hart is a fairly optimal punching bag too lol

This late in the annual coaching carrousel cycle is about the worst time imaginable to have to start looking. Anyone worth having at this point has a contract with a big buy out. You just hate to see it.

 

[OHSportsFan]

Taking a second interview with an NFL team on National Signing Day

Can't make this shit up.

Came here to say the same. Not even being present at the football facilities as kids are supposed to sign to play for you.

This is their own QB. Their *ichigan *an. After finally lucking in to a win over us. And he’s sending a middle finger back on his way out.

That place sucks and will continue to suck.

 

[pnuts34]

This shouldn't be any surprise. Hairball tears up every organization that he's coaches for on the way out.

 

[1926Buckeyes]

Assuming he is finally gone this time, who could take his place? Harbaugh is so optimally designed to be the perfect punching bag of a michigan coach.

Jay Harbaugh needs to be immediately promoted to Head Coach in Waiting.

 

[NFBuck]

This late in the annual coaching carrousel cycle is about the worst time imaginable to have to start looking. Anyone worth having at this point has a contract with a big buy out. You just hate to see it.

Yep. Their best bet is to slap an interim tag on Gattis (if he sticks around) or Bike Hart ( ) and reboot next December.

 

[Thump]

Rumors have been that Josh Gattis or Mike Hart would be promoted. I'd say Hart is a fairly optimal punching bag too lol

Please Mike Hart!!!!!

 

[LordJeffBuck]

Please Mike Hart!!!!!

That's MichaeLLLLLLLLL Hart

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

He'll bail for the NFL within a few days after all the recruits sign...

I said it before...he'll jump ship right after NLOID.

Hmmm, he might jump ship on NLOID...