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SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

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ORD_Buckeye said:
He's really tearing the motherfucker down on his way out the door. I wonder if it's for the humiliation of the salary cut last year or the humiliation as a player of the coaches informing him that--as a retarded individual--he would not be allowed to major in History.
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The solution that requires the fewest assumptions tells me he's just a (gloriously) dumb, arrogant motherfucker.

I don't think he's got the cognitive horsepower to go through some of the decision trees you ascribe to him (like he was a fully formed human).
 
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NorthCoastKid said:
Rumors have been that Josh Gattis or Mike Hart would be promoted. I'd say Hart is a fairly optimal punching bag too lol
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This late in the annual coaching carrousel cycle is about the worst time imaginable to have to start looking. Anyone worth having at this point has a contract with a big buy out. You just hate to see it.
 
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NorthCoastKid said:
Taking a second interview with an NFL team on National Signing Day :slappy:

Can't make this shit up.
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Came here to say the same. Not even being present at the football facilities as kids are supposed to sign to play for you.

This is their own QB. Their *ichigan *an. After finally lucking in to a win over us. And he’s sending a middle finger back on his way out.

That place sucks and will continue to suck.
 
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