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SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

ichigan fans may actually get to taste Buckeye tears when Jimbo gets shit-canned. I am going to cry I know. It may be tears of laughter, or genuine tears because I know our days of beating the piss out of them will most likely continue, either way, there will be tears.

And I am going out on a limb and saying there will not be a ichigan OSU game this season. My gut tells me Jimbo is trying his hardest to gather as much covid-19 positive swabs as possible to submit for testing that week.
 
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I’d buy it if it said, “Notre Dame Swallows” on the back.

at the 1990 The Game I got really plastered at the Hineygate/Varsity Club. My future brother in law was/is a diehard ND fan. I was trying to convert him to the light and thought I would bring him home a 'Fuck *ichigan' shirt from that day...did I mention I was plastered? I found a vendor walking around selling the classic winged helmet tee emblazoned with the mantra by which most of us live, Fuck *ichigan...and quickly purchased for 10 bucks. stuffed said shirt in my OSU jacket pocket and continued my festive drinking binge. (to this day I have no idea how I did not die that day. I was not yet 21 and had more beer, Jagermeister and menthol cancer sticks than any 5-11 175lb 20 year old could have in a month let alone in an 10 hour window. Stayed with friends after the game at a house on Indianola and woke up with what is the worst headache I have ever had to this day. vomiting was fast and furious and often...got back to Cincinnati later that sunday night and forgot i had that shirt. pulled it out to examine it again...only to realize that the front was awesome but the back of the shirt says 'Notre Dame Sucks'...needless to say I did not want to give up said shirt of genius to my 11 year old future brother in law...so I kept it for myself. :)
 
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This sh*t is so predictable for them. Whatever keeps him up north, though.


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This sh*t is so predictable for them. Whatever keeps him up north, though.


It helps when so few of your players are good enough to go pro after 3 years. Although that may be offset by so many players leaving the program because it sucks. I wonder if they take the graduation credit when a guy leaves the program and graduates from a different school, kind of like Harbaugh takes credit for the NFL success of any player that he happened to stand next to in line, once, at a Chinese takeout restaurant.
 
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Poor, poor, simple jim

It's bad enough that Ohio State's new coach beat him like a drum last year. That's fine. He'll have other chances.

What really broke him is that, no matter what he does in the future, he will never, ever take his zero off the board against Urban Meyer. Nothing he ever does will earn him a single win against Urban. Ever.
 
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Poor, poor, simple jim

It's bad enough that Ohio State's new coach beat him like a drum last year. That's fine. He'll have other chances.

What really broke him is that, no matter what he does in the future, he will never, ever take his zero off the board against Urban Meyer. Nothing he ever does will earn him a single win against Urban. Ever.
You have failed to absorb the wisdom of DFBIA. Harbaugh's harrowing experience of getting the short end of a single close call in the 2016 OSU/UM game transformed him from a great coach into a moribund husk.
 
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