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SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

"This season we have a roster filled almost entirely with freshmen and sophomores."

Fact check: FALSE

Michigan's 2020 roster of scholarship players, prior to the two opt outs (Ambry Thomas, Nico Collins), broken down by class:

Freshman: 21
Sophomore: 23
Junior: 19
Senior/Grad: 20

Even with all the attrition from the class of 2017, that's a pretty even split. There are plenty of upperclassmen on their roster. If they aren't leaders, then maybe blame the guy who recruited and signed them.​

"We had no spring camp. We had no non-conference warmup games."

Fact check: TRUE

And it's TRUE for every other school in the Big Ten. Quit your damned whining!​

"You are so goddamn fucking stupid!"

Fact check: TRUE

TRUE for every member of the DFBIA. One of the universal constants, like the law of gravity or the speed of light.​
 
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"This season we have a roster filled almost entirely with freshmen and sophomores."

Fact check: FALSE

Michigan's 2020 roster of scholarship players, prior to the two opt outs (Ambry Thomas, Nico Collins), broken down by class:

Freshman: 21
Sophomore: 23
Junior: 19
Senior/Grad: 20

Even with all the attrition from the class of 2017, that's a pretty even split. There are plenty of upperclassmen on their roster. If they aren't leaders, then maybe blame the guy who recruited and signed them.​

"We had no spring camp. We had no non-conference warmup games."

Fact check: TRUE

And it's TRUE for every other school in the Big Ten. Quit your damned whining!​

"You are so goddamn fucking stupid!"

Fact check: TRUE

TRUE for every member of the DFBIA. One of the universal constants, like the law of gravity or the speed of light.​

So he got 2/3 correct. Harvard of the midwest indeed!
 
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This is only the beginning. The Harbaugh can't be reasoned with. He can't be shamed. He can't be analyzed. He feels no introspection. He will not see a shrink. And he absolutely WILL NOT STOP until the Michigan football program is dead!

I seriously see him burning it to the ground and then holding a press conference to resign at the end of which he says, "you fuckers should have let me major in history." It's the greatest troll job of all time that we're witnessing.
Bookmarking this for the end of this season.

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