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SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

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Offensive wizardry of Hairball and Gattis:

92nd in Total Yards - Offense.
93rd in Rushing Yards per Game
70th in Pass Yards per Game.

While we are here, let's check in on the Myth of Don Brown:

53rd in Total Yards - Defense
117th in Rushing Yards per Game
5th in Passing Yards per Game (Playing Army paired with teams not having any real reason to throw on these idiots presents quite the outlier, no?)
 
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks said:
Offensive wizardry of Hairball and Gattis:

92nd in Total Yards - Offense.
93rd in Rushing Yards per Game
70th in Pass Yards per Game.

While we are here, let's check in on the Myth of Don Brown:

53rd in Total Yards - Defense
117th in Rushing Yards per Game
5th in Passing Yards per Game (Playing Army paired with teams not having any real reason to throw on these idiots presents quite the outlier, no?)
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Yeah, but aren't their coke bottle glasses and mustache quirky and fun?
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
On the sidelines, he looks like a guy who's either given up or has been put on some kind of neuroleptic drugs. 50-50 in my book.
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He's been catatonic for all but his first season, no? I think that he's just in complete disbelief.

RichRod had the Lift Me Up Rope.

Hoke had the clap, clap, clap.

Jim just has a catatonic responses to questions from reporters.
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
On the sidelines, he looks like a guy who's either given up or has been put on some kind of neuroleptic drugs. 50-50 in my book.
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Zero doubt in my mind they chemically lobotomized him after 2016.

He still has Asperger's, you can't hide his inability to interact with other humans but they seem to have neutered the lack of impulse control.
 
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“Put the Pirate in Michigan and watch them shit their pants.”

Do it. I’d respect their coach more, I’d watch every press conference he has, I’d watch all their games, and I’d still be confident OSU beats them by 5 TDs every year.

I’m allowed to love Mike Leachs personality and commend his ability to get 9 wins a season on scheme, while recognizing he’s got massive deficiencies as a head coach.
 
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