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SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

From the Thamel Yahoo hit piece...


This is stunning. A supposed major D1 program, looking to overhaul its offensive identity, didn't even interview the guy the hired to do it. They just assumed bammer's success was his doing and he would waltz in and work magic on a severely dysfunctional unit. Could you imagine a major fortune company hiring a guy that was an accountant for another company to be it's CFO with no interview or any other type of vetting? Good Lord. :lol:

It’s like hiring a Belichick assistant and expecting Belichick results. Congratulations, you got the assistant, but Tom Brady wasn’t included in the deal.

To overhaul a roster of unathletic TEs and FBs, shitty QBs, no RBs, and three WRs with NFL bodies and wanged helmets but not the prerequisite production. Harbaugh and Gattis thinking they could make this roster run the spread is as short sighted as Rich Rod thinking he could do it with Lloyd Carr’s roster.

Harbaugh doesn’t need Gattis, he needs a Tua and a Jerry Jeudy.
 
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It’s like hiring a Belichick assistant and expecting Belichick results. Congratulations, you got the assistant, but Tom Brady wasn’t included in the deal.

To overhaul a roster of unathletic TEs and FBs, shitty QBs, no RBs, and three WRs with NFL bodies and wanged helmets but not the prerequisite production. Harbaugh and Gattis thinking they could make this roster run the spread is as short sighted as Rich Rod thinking he could do it with Lloyd Carr’s roster.

Harbaugh doesn’t need Gattis, he needs a Tua and a Jerry Jeudy.


which no one should ever let teh DFBIA forget...Hoke had to do it with a roster full of RR's slot dots.

Jim Kardashian walked into a room full of guys with OSU offers that fit his manball fetish and promptly fell flat on his smug fucking face with it

Hoke > Harbaugh
 
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The more Harbaugh fails the more impressive Hokes job looks. He won with WRs playing QB his entire tenure.


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LOL They are psychotic. They sound like Vol fans now, insisting that they are an historic power program - even though they have not done shit since before their players were born.

Other than half a ship in 97, they haven’t done shit since before my dad was born, and dad died 15 years ago.
 
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Hoke was a dope and made them soft. But he actually recruited relatively well in comparison to other coaches in the past 20 years there. Cupboard wasn’t bare when Harbaugh arrived, but it has trended poorly and that, coupled with Harbaughs inability to connect with kids and adjust style has left them rudderless. What a thing of beauty.
So the annual Griswold- scUM offseason vacations aren't helping 8D
 
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Never leave, Jimmy. :lol:

Harbaugh is now 4-11 versus teams ranked in the top 15 at game time. He is 14-11 away from the Big House. He is 5-11 away from home against winning teams. Everything about that screams mediocrity -- not a team on the cusp of something bigger.

It's time for Michigan fans to burn their khakis
 
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Still looking for an answer on Chardonnay.

If he was healthy why didn't he start?
He was probably injured, as had been reported.
If he was injured what criteria were used to put him in the game?
They figured out that starting a DE at RB was actually stupid when the miserable fuck fumbled inside the Wisconsin 10.
 
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