Shaggy Texas - Shaggy Bevo, Thujone, MS Pain, Butt Hurt, and BBQ (RIP)

[CookyPuss]

fify

Yeah, the straight joke is funnier there than trying to be cute. There is only one Bitch Tits in that household.

 

[Dryden]

Except that she would need a shower, a toothbrush, and a couple gallons of bleach afterward.

She's married to Bret. I'm sure she's familiar with all the instruments required to wash away the morning-after guilt.

#karma

 

[UpNorth_Buckeye]

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/1...a-eagles-link-texas-longhorns-job-speculation

Now that would be a slam dunk hire. But I don't see him pulling a Saban. Even Saban lasted 2 seasons in the NFL.

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/1...a-eagles-link-texas-longhorns-job-speculation

Now that would be a slam dunk hire. But I don't see him pulling a Saban. Even Saban lasted 2 seasons in the NFL.

1) doesn't Chip have a show clause?
2) doesnt Chip have it in his contract he can't go back to college for 2 years after the deal with the eagles meaning not until 2015?

 

[UpNorth_Buckeye]

1) doesn't Chip have a show clause?
2) doesnt Chip have it in his contract he can't go back to college for 2 years after the deal with the eagles meaning not until 2015?

1)Only 18 months (http://espn.go.com/blog/nflnation/post/_/id/107045/report-texas-wants-to-talk-to-chip-kelly)
2)no clue

 

[MaxBuck]

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/1...a-eagles-link-texas-longhorns-job-speculation

NFL.com reported that a source close to Tomlin called the coach's inclusion on Texas' wish list "absurd."

Tomlin speaks his mind.

 

[alexhortdog95]

Tomlin speaks his mind.

This isn't going to end well for TexPN. And it serves their asses right. They started this crap back in 1997 with the formation of the Big XII.

They figured that they'd be able to call all the shots cause they have all the damn money. Well, they did, but look where it got them.

Yes, they have their National championship, but the dynasty never came about like they wanted it to.

3 wins of 18 Big XII Championships and a national championship.

Some rate of return on the investment. Was it worth it?

 

[Bleed S & G]

She's married to Bret. I'm sure she's familiar with all the instruments required to wash away the morning-after guilt.

#karma

Washing off bacon grease can be quite the challenge in the morning.

 

[LostLassie]

Maybe the good news for them is that there seems to be an ever-expanding list of NFL coaches whose jobs are dangling by a tattered thread. Maybe they'll be able to lure/settle for one.

 

[muffler dragon]

Washing off bacon grease can be quite the challenge in the morning.

Why bother washing it off? Savor the flavor later!

 

[buckeyebri]

Why bother washing it off? Savor the flavor later!

brings new meaning to the term sloppy seconds......

 

[BuckTwenty]

I hear Will Muschamp is likely available...

 

[buckeyesin07]

I'm not sure it gets any better for UT than hiring Mike Gundy or Hugh Freeze.

I'm not nearly lucky enough for them to hire Bert.

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

Callers were bringing up Brian Kelly, then they talked about Tejas money vs "Gods" money.... then Chip mentioned how Kelly

"holds everyone accountable from the equipment manager to himself"

. I just about wrecked when I heard that. Its clear I'm to intelligent to have a rational conversation with radio folks because the shit they say just leaves me going

 

[Coqui]

Isn't Texas supposed to be a destination job? I get that people who are rooted into another program may not be looking at the moment, but I'm sure there's plenty of interest