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[Coqui]

The Shag meltdown (or "Shagdown") will be exquisite if they go with Mora.

Maybe this Jim Mora will have his own playoff rant come next season.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

It's pretty clear that anyone who would have made the shag happy is off the table, so whomever the choice is will be bringing the lulz when announced.

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

It's pretty clear that anyone who would have made the shag happy is off the table, so whomever the choice is will be bringing the lulz when announced.

Even Saban at this point... who's proven he can't beat Stoops either

 

[BigWoof31]

Even Saban at this point... who's proven he can't beat Stoops either

To be fair (and correct) - his all time record against Stoops in 1-1
Both wins and losses came in the Superdome. One as the Coach of LSU and one as the coach of Alabama.

 

[UpNorth_Buckeye]

Jason McIntyre ✔ @jasonrmcintyre Follow
Art Briles Says No to Texas, and the LA Times Says Jim Mora Said No, Too http://shar.es/9u6Ql via @thebiglead
11:54 AM - 3 Jan 2014

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Well, fuck it... I'll take the gig if they ask.

 

[NFBuck]

Jason McIntyre ✔ @jasonrmcintyre Follow
Art Briles Says No to Texas, and the LA Times Says Jim Mora Said No, Too http://shar.es/9u6Ql via @thebiglead
11:54 AM - 3 Jan 2014

Dis gunna get gud.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Jason McIntyre ✔ @jasonrmcintyre Follow
Art Briles Says No to Texas, and the LA Times Says Jim Mora Said No, Too http://shar.es/9u6Ql via @thebiglead
11:54 AM - 3 Jan 2014

But ESPN told me Briles would take it if offered.

 

[NFBuck]

But ESPN told me Briles would take it if offered.

 

[Dryden]

Just a few more candidates to say no and they're going to eventually wind up realizing the best available coach on the market is Mack Brown.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Jason McIntyre ✔ @jasonrmcintyre Follow
Art Briles Says No to Texas, and the LA Times Says Jim Mora Said No, Too http://shar.es/9u6Ql via @thebiglead
11:54 AM - 3 Jan 2014

I said before Mack was even refired that this job was nowhere nearly as attractive as the shagsters think it is, and the problems (meddling boosters, unrealistic expectations, being a pawn in the civil war between the President and Rick Perry and so on) are things that simply throwing money around will not negate.

 

[ulukinatme]

Mack Brown to Texas?

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

They seem to have Charlie Strong on the brain now.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Well, the shag always said that they would throw ten million dollars a year at a coach if necessary. I just don't think they realized that it would be a bunch of coaches negotiating ten million dollars a year worth of raises.

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

My aggy friend surmises that the other coaches are giving the finger to Tejas because they aren't offering them Saban money. Rightfully so if true, they were going to throw $10M at Saban, why would other coaches come there for $5 and put up with all that crap.