Reds Tidbits (2013 Season)

[Patrick Bateman]

No he isn't but I'd pay money to watch Mike Rice go apeshit on these fuckhead players.

I'd pay to see it, especially if he could focus some of the tirade on the Three Stooges (Jim Day, Chris Welsh, and Thomas Brenneman)...

 

[buckeyescott11]

Leake's pitching so of course we're down 5-1 through two and a half innings. I don't think I've ever seen someone who needs a bag of dicks to eat more than Leake. He's the most worthless POS on this roster (which is saying something). Until the Reds get rid of Duhsty and TakeaLeake they won't win shit. Did I mention I FUCKING HATE LEAKE?!

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Mike Leake still blows goats.

 

[jlb1705]

Remember (as if we could forget...) that Chapman was demoted to the bullpen for this shit.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Claw back to tie it up? Send Hoover out to face 3-4-5.

Fuck you, Duhsty.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Claw back to tie it up? Send Hoover out to face 3-4-5.

Fuck you, Duhsty.

Make that a double, cocksucker.

 

[Jt4prez]

3 HR given up through the 1.5 weeks for Hoover. Losing Marshall really hurts, seeing as we have nobody else to come in during the 7th inning. This is a knee jerk reaction, but we really should bring up Arredondo to replace Parra, so we have more options in the 7th with Marshall on the shelf. Parra has given us nothing thus far, so hopefully he comes through here.

EDIT: Parra walks the only batter he faces. Another reason I dislike having a LOOGY is that Dusty will always get outfoxed by the other manager--that of course is a rather specific example to the blanket statement that Dusty will always get outfoxed by the other manager.

 

[jlb1705]

3 HR given up through the 1.5 weeks for Hoover. Losing Marshall really hurts, seeing as we have nobody else to come in during the 7th inning. This is a knee jerk reaction, but we really should bring up Arredondo to replace Parra, so we have more options in the 7th with Marshall on the shelf. Parra has given us nothing thus far, so hopefully he comes through here.

EDIT: Parra walks the only batter he faces. Another reason I dislike having a LOOGY is that Dusty will always get outfoxed by the other manager--that of course is a rather specific example to the blanket statement that Dusty will always get outfoxed by the other manager.

Doesn't matter. The Spanish language has over 1000 ways to say "gas can" and "Parra" and "Arredondo" are two of them.

 

[jlb1705]

Here comes Ondrusuck. It's a shame we can't get get live vBets on this shit because this outcome is so damn predictable...

 

[jlb1705]

Huh. Ondrusuck induces two outs. I guess that makes him overdue in his next appearance.

 

[jlb1705]

Ugh, I forgot the "woo!" that I so intensely detest at Reds games originated in Pissburgh. Fucking yinzers.

 

[jlb1705]

The top of the ninth in Pissburgh just isn't the same without...

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Here comes the nut punch.

 

[jlb1705]

 

[Jake]

The top of the ninth in Pissburgh just isn't the same without...

You're right, but a little grilled cheese from Jason Grilli on National Grilled Cheese Day does the trick.

They had to get Phillips out sooner or later. :pirate1: