Reds Tidbits (2013 Season)

[Jaxbuck]

If they lose two of the most productive offensive players from last year it won't matter. Pitching will need a shutout every night.

Yeah.

Nothing like knowing the only thing standing between you and being shut out 162 times is the Canadian Fruit Cup.

 

[CookyPuss]

Reds made qualifying offer to Choo but not Bronson. Both good moves IMO. http://ramsey.mlblogs.com/2013/11/04/reds-hot-stove-notebook-club-makes-qualifying-offer-to-choo/

 

[Tanner]

Reds sign Brayan Pena to a 2 year deal...I smell championship

 

[Jaxbuck]

Reds sign Brayan Pena to a 2 year deal...I smell championship

Yeah, for Hanigan when they trade him.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Hey, if they can get Carlos Pena, Tony Pena, Alejandro Pena, and Hipolito Pena to sign on, we might be getting somewhere.

Don't tell me you don't remember Hipolito Pena.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Hey, if they can get Carlos Pena, Tony Pena, Alejandro Pena, and Hipolito Pena to sign on, we might be getting somewhere.

Don't tell me you don't remember Hipolito Pena.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

 

[Bucknut24]

David O'Brien ‏@ajcbraves56m
#Braves minor league hitting coordinator Don Long expected to be named #Reds major league hitting coach.

 

[jlb1705]

David O'Brien ‏@ajcbraves56m
#Braves minor league hitting coordinator Don Long expected to be named #Reds major league hitting coach.

Dick Pole, where art thou?

 

[AuburnBuckeye]

Not sure if i'm happy with that, mostly because i have no idea who don long is

 

[Jaxbuck]

Long Dong Silver's Sluggers?

no?

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Not sure if i'm happy with that, mostly because i have no idea who don long is

He sure as fuck ain't Brook Fucking Jacoby, so he's got that going for him.


Which is nice.

 

[jlb1705]

I bet Don Long is Brook Jacoby's porn name.

 

[ochre]

 

[Bucknut24]

Hanigan being traded to the Rays