Herbie the Impaler
Arkansas was a good team. Until Ohio State beat them.
[Ed: The following guest post was submitted by Ramzy Nasrallah. The fine folks at Bucknuts agreed to lend him out to us after we covered Dave Biddle's bail in New Orleans. What did Biddle do? He was nabbed for drinking a non-alcoholic beverage on Bourbon Street. Evidently that's a no-no down there.]
Remember when Kirk Herbstreit consistently brought value to your college football broadcasts? His delivery was just as crisp and articulate back then; his gelled-up tips were just as frosted and the custom suits were just as tailored. Jim Tressel's hair was still mostly brown and you couldn't get through an Ohio State game without hearing, again, about how the starting Buckeye quarterback was majoring in something called "molecular genetics." It all came to you in stunning, standard definition. Yeah, it's been that long.
During the 2004 season - still the only rebuilding year in the Tressel era that actually delivered rebuilding-type results - Herbstreit said on a live, national ESPN broadcast that if he had a son of college age, he would not send him to play at his alma mater in a Tressel offense. The Buckeyes were in the midst of a three-game losing streak and trying to figure out the whole Justin Zwick-or-Troy Smith situation, and one of its famous former quarterbacks in a highly visible position ignored that reality and instead chose to chastise his own school for having the audacity to rebuild...