Police/Legal Blotter (stop breaking the law, asshole!)

[ScriptOhio]

Two Purdue freshmen charged with stealing bicycles

Oh those wacky kids and their crazy capers.

According to the Indianapolis Star, a pair of Purdue freshmen cornerbacks, Evyn Cooper and David Rose, were arrested early Wednesday morning and charged in connection to stolen bicycles. The incident that led to the arrest and charges took place on campus.

Rose was technically charged with attempted theft, while Cooper was slapped with a theft charge. The FOX affiliate in West Lafayette writes that the duo was “arrested shortly after 1 a.m. Wednesday for allegedly stealing bicycles by forcibly removing locks off of the bikes at Purdue’s MSEE building, located in the 500 block of Northwestern Ave.”

Entire article: http://collegefootballtalk.nbcsport...rdue-freshmen-charged-with-stealing-bicycles/

 

[Palpie]

Odd, I'd never look at purdue defensers for taking something away from someone.

 

[Dryden]

Odd, I'd never look at purdue defensers for taking something away from someone.

Good effort, but I don't think anyone is catching up to Rutgers lead in takeaways this season.

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

Good effort, but I don't think anyone is catching up to Rutgers lead in takeaways this season.

at least not since Ray Rice started teaching "Personal Relationships 101" and Carroo was on pace for an A

 

[DiamondBuck]

@Keystone Light

Two TCU Football Players Arrested on Robbery Charges

The students told police they were beaten outside a party on Lowden Street and the attackers stole a case of Keystone Light beer.

http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/sports/TCU-Football-Player-Arrested-on-Robbery-Charge-328548171.html

 

[Palpie]

stop breaking the law, asshole!

Serious do these idiots just think no one will report them cause foosball?

 

[LostLassie]

Serious do these idiots just think no one will report them cause foosball?

yes*

*works inTallahassee.

 

[colobuck79]

I did lots of stupid things when I was in college, but I never stole Keystone Light

 

[TooTall]

I did lots of stupid things when I was in college, but I never stole Keystone Light

Right. If I'm going to steal beer, I'm not stealing something SLIGHTLY more alcoholic than water..

 

[colobuck79]

Right. If I'm going to steal beer, I'm not stealing something SLIGHTLY more alcoholic than water..

It's like making love in a canoe

 

[TDunk]

It's like making love in a canoe

Poke-a-hot-ass style?

 

[colobuck79]

Poke-a-hot-ass style?

No, you get two more guesses

 

[TDunk]

No, you get two more guesses

 

[OHSportsFan]

Stole 2 cases of Keystone Light from a party and sneaked* them into my dorm Freshman year of college.



*did not sneak at all. Our drunk asses basically tried to throw one of our t-shirts over 2 30 racks and walked right into the building and through the halls. Pure dumb luck we weren't caught. #college

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

I did lots of stupid things when I was in college, but I never stole Keystone Light

I was a broke frat bro in college and never had to resort to stealing beer let alone Keystone. I was better than that. I could always find $3.24 for the 12-pack of Milwaukee's Best Light.