Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

[Taosman]

Who get caught in the crappers...

Sandusky with his slapper!

 

[Taosman]

If we go into the erector set and hang 40 or 50 on Jimmy, BWI will take crazy to a whole other level.

A black coach. In his first year. A ugly loss. The "cult "will burn crosses on his lawn.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

The best will be when Ohio State starts landing 5-stars later in the year and Meyer will transform from a desperate failure who recruits South Dakota linemen and long snappers to the biggest lying cheater in all of college football- the only way he can consistently be so successful.

If whatever god that controls CFB recruiting has a sense of humor, at least one of those players OSU lands is somebody that was previously a PSU commit.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

A black coach. In his first year. A ugly loss. The "cult "will burn crosses on his lawn.

Symbolic of the cross that Delaney, the BoT and Emmert hung Joesus on because they were jealous of and incapable of living up to his example and teachings. His crown had 1994 thorns in it.

 

[Mike80]

Symbolic of the cross that Delaney, the BoT and Emmert hung Joesus on because they were jealous of and incapable of living up to his example and teachings. His crown had 1994 thorns in it.

Joeallah - Praise be Upon Him - would then make his yearly pilgrimage to Inbred Mecca to pray within the Great Erector Set of Inbred Cultism...

 

[colobuck79]

These guys couldn't cut it. Don't have what it takes. Can't hold the rope (wait, wrong school?)

http://www.philly.com/philly/sports...players_quit_Penn_State_football_program.html

 

[gmen6981]

These guys couldn't cut it. Don't have what it takes. Can't hold the rope (wait, wrong school?)

http://www.philly.com/philly/sports...players_quit_Penn_State_football_program.html

Soap on a rope?

 

[Zurp]

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard during a football game as I did during THAT one. What a freaking clown show!!

Maybe not an entire game-long laughter, but when Gardner threw the interception in the endzone - HIS OWN endzone - against Notre Dame, that might have been the funniest play ever.

 

[cincibuck]

These guys couldn't cut it. Don't have what it takes. Can't hold the rope (wait, wrong school?)

http://www.philly.com/philly/sports...players_quit_Penn_State_football_program.html

Mr. Austin Whipple asks that you please not squeeze the Charmin.

 

[Saw31]

Didn't they play M*ch*g*n to a 4 OT I suck worse than you game a couple years ago? That was funny...

 

[Mike80]

Didn't they play M*ch*g*n to a 4 OT I suck worse than you game a couple years ago? That was funny...

Yup - last year

 

[Saw31]

Yup - last year

Well shit. Last year? I guess I'm guilty of perpetuating the B1G conspiracy of not giving a shit.

I just shit myself. Where's my shitty statue?

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Yep, pretty much fuck these people. If you think that the kindly 60 year old Ped State couple sitting near you at the game are not among the cult, well.....you're fucking wrong. All the evidence and alumni board elections for three fucking years have screamed that they are every bit as much of the fucked up Joesus cult as 9fold and Buckhunter and Bushwood and the creepy male nurse swing dancer guy.

 

[cincibuck]

Yep, pretty much fuck these people. If you think that the kindly 60 year old Ped State couple sitting near you at the game are not among the cult, well.....you're fucking wrong. All the evidence and alumni board elections for three fucking years have screamed that they are every bit as much of the fucked up Joesus cult as 9fold and Buckhunter and Bushwood and the creepy male nurse swing dancer guy.

The advantage of a splinter group is that they can get people - their people- to vote, people who might normally sit out an election. Just ask Eric Cantor.

 

[colobuck79]

Yep, pretty much fuck these people. If you think that the kindly 60 year old Ped State couple sitting near you at the game are not among the cult, well.....you're fucking wrong. All the evidence and alumni board elections for three fucking years have screamed that they are every bit as much of the fucked up Joesus cult as 9fold and Buckhunter and Bushwood and the creepy male nurse swing dancer guy.

Yep, and you might run into a Ped State alum that, with great effort, can act normal and reasonable for a couple of hours at a time. But get a few beers in them and the wingnut truth comes out. You will sit there with your mouth hanging open, disbelieving that anybody could still believe that Joesus is a saint, Sandusky was framed, and they don't have a culture problem in Slappy Valley. This very thing happened to me last week.