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Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

If we go into the erector set and hang 40 or 50 on Jimmy, BWI will take crazy to a whole other level.

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I was unaware of that schools specifically went out and recruited long-snappers.
This is the kind of stupidity we're dealing with. They don't even understand recruiting....so when they finally have a good year they think they're the first school to ever do so.

It was like this the first time they went to a BCS game. I would overhear conversations between idiot Penn State fans talking about scenarios that were impossible based on the BCS selection criteria.
 
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I believe I can pretty much summarize every post right now...........

HOLDING!!!!111!!1!

While that will be a recurring theme in BWI posts, there's also:
B1G referees hate Penn State (which is very close to HOLDING!!!!111!!!111!!!
UM is running up the score. What a D!CK
Just wait until we're full force!
Franklin will remember this
1994!!!
409!!!
We can all thank the BOT for this one.
I'm still glad we didn't get UM
 
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This is the kind of stupidity we're dealing with. They don't even understand recruiting....so when they finally have a good year they think they're the first school to ever do so.

It was like this the first time they went to a BCS game. I would overhear conversations between idiot Penn State fans talking about scenarios that were impossible based on the BCS selection criteria.
Ah ha! BN27 has hit upon it. They're recruiting virgins. The first time is more than their sensory system can handle. (cue music, How Long has This been Going On?" )

"A LONG Snapper. I never knew... I was breathless and then I heard slappy sounds and there was warm soapy water rushing all around. I couldn't move. I couldn't see what was happening around me. I just knew I was in Happy Valley and Joesus had made my weekend carefree and then he gave me some peach ice cream and told me to never tell anyone about our secret time together or I would ruin everyone else's weekend."
 
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I believe I can pretty much summarize every post right now...........

HOLDING!!!!111!!1!

Yep. It actually makes sense that they rally around the lack of holding calls on the other teams. According to Pitt fan, Joesus' disciples on his home ref crews were notorious for throwing flags on phantom holding calls whenever the other team would start putting a good drive together. Once in the Big Ten, they were shocked that an opponent could actually put together an entire drive without getting a holding call. It just had to be a B1G 'speeracy against Joesus to keep him from dominating the conference.
 
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About the 3:38 is Hackenberg's QB sneak to tie the game (after the extra point). I'm not saying he didn't get in, but I find it funny that the B1G referees that Michigan paid off called that touchdown so quickly. And it's the far-side referee who called the touchdown. The near side referee tried to call Hackenberg down. I hope they were both fired. The far side guy for not towing the company line. The near side guy for being a push-over.
 
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The best will be when Ohio State starts landing 5-stars later in the year and Meyer will transform from a desperate failure who recruits South Dakota linemen and long snappers to the biggest lying cheater in all of college football- the only way he can consistently be so successful.
 
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