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Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

HorseshoeFetish;2195500; said:
Is there a way that this game might get moved from a 6pm kickoff to a noon kickoff? The more I read from these mutants the more I seriously have concern for our players and fans safety.
I'd like to believe that by the 27th they will be neck deep in reality and it might subdue them...I seriously doubt however that they will be reserved when the Buckeyes come to town.

The losses will have started to pile up by then, which could go either way really. They could just be looking to fuck with fans of a program that's been plunger raping them for twenty years, or they might just have all the energy sucked out of them by that point.
 
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Hodgepodge;2195413; said:
Greg Doyel is [censored]ed.

Holy [Mark May] some of his responses to PSU cultists are hilarious. He makes no attempt whatsoever to take the high road and absolutely lays into these jackholes.


The beauty of going through life with your level of intelligence? You have no idea just how low it is. Here's a hint, Jayson: Your IQ is a two-digit number -- and the first digit is not a 9.
:slappy:
 
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Nice to see you back ORD. People were getting worried about you. Thinking you might be.....

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rEkN2klsMY"]damian marley in too deep - YouTube[/ame]


Edit: Can anyone honestly do a parody song? I mean seriously these lyrics...

Want to commit suicide
Cause you've been denied your 9 to 5
You're in 2 deep
If you're over 10
And watch CNN and believe everything
You're in 2 deep
And your 35
And you still survive, idle pon corner side
You're in 2 deep
And your 55
And don't have a child, for your joy & your pride
You're in 2 deep

practically rewrite themselves for PSU...

Want to commit suicide
Cause you've been denied your 409
You're in 2 deep
And If you're 10
And shower at St. Penn
You're in 2 deep
And your 35
And your career starts to thrive, being idle bout a pedophile crime
You're in 2 deep
And your 55
And think a child, is a toy for you and Astroglide
You're in 2 deep
 
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New shit has come to light, man.....uhhhh sir.


"We turned over transcripts of other potential victims and transcripts relating to the Penn State University and some of the potential events involving Penn State's connection with this case that I think would be highly sought by the media and that would not be in the best interests, again, of anybody, especially potentially ongoing matters to be disclosed," Fina said, according to the transcript.
The attorney general has not commented on who the ongoing investigation might be targeting.
 
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probably stated on another thread so I apologize if I am late to the party...but, at this point, can the B1G just go ahead and dismiss Ped State from the conference? You know, sever all ties with the disgusting crimes and cover up and distance the conference as much as possible?

The thought of these yokels running on the field/courts/playing arenas with the new 'B1G' logo on their uniforms disgusts me.
 
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I'm sure it could be better...but i'd laugh my ass off hearing something like this.

PSU Scandal Song. Sing along with "In 2 Deep" by Damian Marley.

Want to commit suicide
Cause you've been denied your 409
You're in 2 deep
And If you should be bout 10
And shower at State Penn
You're in 2 deep
And your 35
And your career starts to thrive, being idle bout pedo crime
You're in 2 deep
And your 55
Teaching hygiene to a child, thinking this is okay, it's how I play
You're in 2 deep
And Freeh is a creep
for dishonoring Dear Leaders sleep
you're in 2 deep
Emmert he seh "You lucky to play!"
You go weak in the knees and make stupid Tee's
You're in 2 deep.
Then you hear from the streets
your 'cruits want to creep, Even the Illini can fleece u
You're in 2 deep
When "We're the Victims" you cry on BWI
You're in 2 deep.

Chorus

When the no stars compete
and make your two deep
even Indiana's no treat
You're in way to deep.
 
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