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Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

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Zurp said:
I'm still waiting for people to see Joesus in French toast or in a potato chip. Heck, even Elvis gets more sightings than Joesus did.
Hm. At first I was joking when I came up with the theory that the Big Ten kidnapped Joesus and is holding him in a secret underground bunker beneath their headquarters. But I'm starting to believe it. ZERO Joesus sightings? We all know he isn't dead. Didn't he lead the charge for Penn State to cure cancer? Was he SO humble that even HE would refuse treatment? Pfft. He never had cancer. He's alive and angry as ever. And the Big Ten has a lot of questions to answer, starting with why they hate Penn State enough to never have changed their name to Big Eleven.
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I saw Joesus this morning but it was after breakfast and he was circling the toilet bowl on his way to the waste water treatment plant. How's that for 'DO PROCESS" Joesus?
 
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buxfan4life said:
I'm bored at work, so I went to BWI for some laughs.

Apparantly sometime last week, Zaney Ziggler held a "press conference" after the Tickle Monster hearing, of course telling everyone that he is the only one with FAX and EVIDENTS.

I did not watch the video (because fuck that pedo-enabling-worshiper), but the BWI thread on the subject does not disappoint.

http://bwi.forums.rivals.com/threads/ot-13-minutes-of-unvarnished-truth-from-jz.55577/

Highlights:







(bold emphasis mine. WTF??)



(in response to the quote above)




Doesn't sand start to hurt when your head is buried in it for so long?
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Our work web filters flag his site as porn and block it.
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
Not much can really surprise me on BWI anymore, but the cult dug deep and came out with this gem.

How Much Was Joe and His Image Worth to PSU

There's some real gems in there.
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There's apparently something wrong with me...he crosses my mind, in one way or another, every day.
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The first step is admitting you have a problem.
You fool. Without Joe, PSU would be nothing more today than Temple or Ohio University. You are a total idiot if you think otherwise.
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How much is/was PSU worth? That is how much Paterno was worth to PSU. PSU would not have become the PSU we knew without Paterno. There is no Penn State without Paterno plain and simple.
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Immeasurable in every way. People like Joe are a once in a millennium occurrence and their value cannot be overstated. We'll never see another.

We Are... Because He Was. Never forget that
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Interesting that they're so fucking stupid that they can't see then why decades of molestation would be "worth it" to them to cover up. I mean, if Paterno was worth 20 billion dollars or the entire existence of PSU........

Oh did I say interesting? I meant not surprising in the least.
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
Not much can really surprise me on BWI anymore, but the cult dug deep and came out with this gem.

How Much Was Joe and His Image Worth to PSU

There's some real gems in there.
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I think we should do a BP version of this.

  • Without Joe, the Tickle Monster would not have used the Penn State campus for his pedophilia.
  • Without Joe, public perception of Penn State would be much higher today.
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
Not much can really surprise me on BWI anymore, but the cult dug deep and came out with this gem.

How Much Was Joe and His Image Worth to PSU

There's some real gems in there.
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I know this isn't a surprise for BWI, but the glaring problem with the Cult valuation of Joesus in that thread is that they completely ignore November 2011 and the overwhelming national opinion that Joesus was a pedophile enabler did to that valuation. The reason the university still (and forever) continues to run from Joesus' image is because there is no way to sell the nonsense that he did the right thing with regard to Sandusky to anyone other than a Cultist.

On a side note, I do love how michnittlion drives the Cult insane just by a mere appearance in a thread.
 
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Joe had a nice little system for dealing with lawbreakers on his team. "Let the legal process play out," have their cases continued 'til after the season so they could serve their suspensions during the summer (while still working out with the team), and then they're back in good graces by fall and don't have to miss any games.
 
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