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Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

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ORD_Buckeye said:
You left out their story of personally meeting Joesus while he was taking out the trash or standing in line at the bank and how kind and humble the great man was.
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I'm still waiting for people to see Joesus in French toast or in a potato chip. Heck, even Elvis gets more sightings than Joesus did.
Hm. At first I was joking when I came up with the theory that the Big Ten kidnapped Joesus and is holding him in a secret underground bunker beneath their headquarters. But I'm starting to believe it. ZERO Joesus sightings? We all know he isn't dead. Didn't he lead the charge for Penn State to cure cancer? Was he SO humble that even HE would refuse treatment? Pfft. He never had cancer. He's alive and angry as ever. And the Big Ten has a lot of questions to answer, starting with why they hate Penn State enough to never have changed their name to Big Eleven.
 
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So you are saying the mural with the halo over his holy head was a distraction?

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Zurp said:
You're much more in the thick of it than I am. But doesn't everything revolve around St. Joe? Don't all conversations come back to Joe? It's kind of like the six degrees of Kevin Bacon, but with Joe Paterno.
"Some asswipe cut me off on the freeway this morning.
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I can tie Joesus to that story in one degree. Remember back to 2007, when Joesus saw a motorist blow through a stop sign on campus and admonished the motorist for blowing through the stop sign by telling the driver that he had taken down the offending driver's license plate number. Even for Joesus, the sanctimony in the linked story is just over the top. Another motorist blowing through a stop sign enraged Joesus; ass-raping a little boy on campus, not so much.

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/10/12/sports/ncaafootball/12paterno.html
 
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Zurp said:
I'm still waiting for people to see Joesus in French toast or in a potato chip. Heck, even Elvis gets more sightings than Joesus did.
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Come on, now you are just talking silly. It would be beneath Joesus to appear in a potato chip or some French toast. There were some huge threads on BWI a couple years ago (and even stories in legit media) when a Joesus-shaped cloud appeared over State College. The jokes literally wrote themselves about the Joesus cloud looking the other way while a Sandusky cloud raped a cloud that resembled a 10-year-old boy.

http://btn.com/2013/07/05/did-you-see-this-joe-paterno-cloud/

http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/sports/index.ssf/2013/07/does_this_state_college_cloud.html
 
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Zurp said:
I'm still waiting for people to see Joesus in French toast or in a potato chip. Heck, even Elvis gets more sightings than Joesus did.
Hm. At first I was joking when I came up with the theory that the Big Ten kidnapped Joesus and is holding him in a secret underground bunker beneath their headquarters. But I'm starting to believe it. ZERO Joesus sightings? We all know he isn't dead. Didn't he lead the charge for Penn State to cure cancer? Was he SO humble that even HE would refuse treatment? Pfft. He never had cancer. He's alive and angry as ever. And the Big Ten has a lot of questions to answer, starting with why they hate Penn State enough to never have changed their name to Big Eleven.
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We all know that Joesus will choose to appear in a cone of Peachy Paterno (shitty, chemical-laden, mass produced*) ice cream.



*seriously look at the ingredient list for that crap they think is the most artisanal, quality ice cream on the planet.
 
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Zurp said:
You're much more in the thick of it than I am. But doesn't everything revolve around St. Joe? Don't all conversations come back to Joe? It's kind of like the six degrees of Kevin Bacon, but with Joe Paterno.
"Some asswipe cut me off on the freeway this morning. He was driving a red convertible."
"I drove a red car once. It was an SUV though. It ran pretty smoothly."
"You know what else is smooth? This whiskey is smooth. I like it."
"I never really liked whiskey. I just go for beer."
"Speaking of beer, I saw Keith Olberman last night on some show. What a D-Bag."
"Yeah. I've never heard of Keith Olberman, but I hate the BOT for what they did to Joe. All he did was graduate all his players and make them into angels on earth, and the BOT gave him cancer and killed him."

6 degrees.
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ORD_Buckeye said:
You left out their story of personally meeting Joesus while he was taking out the trash or standing in line at the bank and how kind and humble the great man was.
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Zurp said:
I'm still waiting for people to see Joesus in French toast or in a potato chip. Heck, even Elvis gets more sightings than Joesus did.
Hm. At first I was joking when I came up with the theory that the Big Ten kidnapped Joesus and is holding him in a secret underground bunker beneath their headquarters. But I'm starting to believe it. ZERO Joesus sightings? We all know he isn't dead. Didn't he lead the charge for Penn State to cure cancer? Was he SO humble that even HE would refuse treatment? Pfft. He never had cancer. He's alive and angry as ever. And the Big Ten has a lot of questions to answer, starting with why they hate Penn State enough to never have changed their name to Big Eleven.
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ORD_Buckeye said:
We all know that Joesus will choose to appear in a cone of Peachy Paterno ([Mark May]ty, chemical-laden, mass produced*) ice cream.



*seriously look at the ingredient list for that crap they think is the most artisanal, quality ice cream on the planet.
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PRAISE BE TO JOESUS!!! Can I get an AMEN?!?!?!

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Zurp said:
Any chance that "Joe Didn't Know" is actually the Buckhunter? His spelling of "Meyer" kinda gives him away. (Myers) I know it's not going to pass the replay challenge, but it looks fishy to me.
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I've been thinking that since he first appeared. His style is exactly like that of the Buckhunter. I'm just waiting for him to "release the Pennsy Kraken"!
 
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Joe Pa Thetic said:
Come on, now you are just talking silly. It would be beneath Joesus to appear in a potato chip or some French toast. There were some huge threads on BWI a couple years ago (and even stories in legit media) when a Joesus-shaped cloud appeared over State College. The jokes literally wrote themselves about the Joesus cloud looking the other way while a Sandusky cloud raped a cloud that resembled a 10-year-old boy.

http://btn.com/2013/07/05/did-you-see-this-joe-paterno-cloud/

http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/sports/index.ssf/2013/07/does_this_state_college_cloud.html
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I was going to post that one. My only surprise is that ORD didn't get to it first.
 
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Delaware Buck said:
It's election day. For those Pennsylvania residents voting remember to vote for anyone but Ann Covey for supreme court. She's the candidate the cult is supporting based on her alliance with Franco and litmus test to 'honor Joe'
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I saw her commercials yesterday and Sunday non fucking stop....of course with Franco doing the voice over and pretty much being in the commercial 90% of the time.
 
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I'm bored at work, so I went to BWI for some laughs.

Apparantly sometime last week, Zaney Ziggler held a "press conference" after the Tickle Monster hearing, of course telling everyone that he is the only one with FAX and EVIDENTS.

I did not watch the video (because fuck that pedo-enabling-worshiper), but the BWI thread on the subject does not disappoint.

http://bwi.forums.rivals.com/threads/ot-13-minutes-of-unvarnished-truth-from-jz.55577/

Highlights:

Someone needs to tell JZ that when you have microphone you do not have to yell. That's hard to listen to no matter what the message.
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Yeah, but HE. IS. OUTRAGED.
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Zig is a great showman. You can see the passion he has for the truth. Wish others would stop bashing him.
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Oh it's crazy and a bag of chips. People need to stop being "water cooler pussies" (afraid to consider JS innocence in front of others) and start using their God-given common sense and intelligence to come to grips with what really happened here. Shit, Ziegler has put more time in on exposing this fraud than the state did in perpetrating it. Wake up already!
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(bold emphasis mine. WTF??)

"I'll be happy to answer any questions, I know I can. I'm the only one that can" How can anyone take him seriously? His motivations couldn't be more clear but there's post after post patting him on the back.
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(in response to the quote above)
Honestly only folks here do. He's playing them like a cult leader.
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It's not yelling, it's passion. When you know what you're talking about and others don't, it's very frustrating at times. JZ knows this case better than anyone. Only a fool would think differently.
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Doesn't sand start to hurt when your head is buried in it for so long?
 
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