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Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

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I love the conclusions they are drawing on BOB, even though they barely know anything about him. They don't even know how good he is at recruiting, yet they maintain he will slay Urban in recruiting next year. They're infatuated with BOB beating up Urban, if for no other reason than because his chin makes him look like a tough guy. They're making him into a Bill Brasky character, which is absolutely hilarious... yet sad. They maintain his expectations are low, yet their "low expectations" are already too high for him. I don't even have words for their tin hat-wearing folks predicting 11 wins next year.

They don't know it yet, but BOB will be a Rich Rodriguez-type hire for their program, except it will be less of BOB's fault and more from the dealings from the fallout of the previous regime. He'll be gone in 3 years. If they're smart, they'll bring in Al Golden or someone else with PSU/PA ties that has previous success in building a program back up (not too unlike the hire TSUN made with Hoke).
 
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Nominate | Report Posted: 2/4/2012 6:34 AM
Re: Why I'm not worried about Urban Meyer

Urban is a punk. I'll take our guy in a head to head alley fight any day. And your right 2013 is a whole new ball game. Now it's time to go after those 2013 guys and get ready for some football.
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That fight would be over before it got started.

Coach Meyer doesn't abide by Queensberry rules.
 
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Lastly, Urban is selling these kids on NC runs, but even with great recruiting classes at Florida, Urban lost. Every time he won the NC, he still lost. On a week by week basis he wasn't much better than the other coaches. That's the part of the Urban myth people have forgotten and it will be much tougher to get to that NC from the Big Ten with a loss than it was from the SEC. A couple reality losses will check those dreams Urban's been selling.
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So BOB will be selling them on mediocrity instead? "We won't be going for a national championship ever year, but you can sure bet we'll get an upset every once in a while"
 
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Steve19;2104969; said:
The Patty Duke Show?

It's okay. You can just let it out. We're your friends. Are you and BB73 passing notes about how hawt she is? :biggrin:
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I'm not sure if my first 3-way fantasy was Patty Duke and her 'sister', or the Doublemint twins.
 
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http://bwi.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=36&tid=152857047&mid=152857047&sid=890&style=2

I'm ready to go, but I want to go on our terms. I want BOB to string together a few 1994 type seasons. Kick the hell out of O$U and scUM, and then we tell that entire dying conference to kiss our ass on the way out the door.

We take the entire Pittsburgh, Philly, Jersey, Maryland, DC and Northern Virginia television markets with us. We take the best Olympic sports programs in the conference. We take the most dynamic academic institution (other than possibly NW). And we take the conference's moral and ethical beacon.

Without us, the B1G goes back to being a one trick pony...and a dying one at that.

WE ARE PENN STATE. THEY ARE NOTHING WITHOUT US.
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I'm ready to go, but I want to go on our terms. I want BOB to string together a few 1994 type seasons. Kick the hell out of O$U and scUM, and then we tell that entire dying conference to kiss our ass on the way out the door.
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:rofl:

Kerry Collins, Ki-Jana Carter, Curtis Enis, OJ McDuffie, Courtney Brown, and LaVar Arrington aren't walking through that door, pedtard.

We take the entire Pittsburgh, Philly, Jersey, Maryland, DC and Northern Virginia television markets with us. We take the best Olympic sports programs in the conference. We take the most dynamic academic institution (other than possibly NW). And we take the conference's moral and ethical beacon.
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What. The. FUCK. Seriously. WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Without us, the B1G goes back to being a one trick pony...and a dying one at that.

WE ARE PENN STATE. THEY ARE NOTHING WITHOUT US.
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In is incomprehensible how out of touch with reality these lunatics really are. Jesus.
 
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ORD_Buckeye;2105000; said:
From the Pitt board and worth the read for a few cheap laughs.

http://pittsburgh.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=530&tid=170271163&mid=170271163&sid=996&style=2

Apparently, it's not just a dance marathon. They fan out across the state (and apparently even into Ohio) like a zombielike horde holding coffee cans out in the middle of intersections.
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You know that money is going to more Paterno statues. Cults love their idols. Perhaps a "Paterno the Redeemer" statue atop Mt. Nittany?
 
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BB73;2104984; said:
I'm not sure if my first 3-way fantasy was Patty Duke and her 'sister', or the Doublemint twins.
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Small world. I also always fantasized about relations with women with multiple personalities. You see, we start with the Flying Nun...

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I come in with my Spiderman costume and take down the Flying Nun...

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Then, oh well, she takes on her alternative personality....

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I actually knew one set of the Doublemint twins and a friend living in California is still married to one of them.
 
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We take the entire Pittsburgh, Philly, Jersey, Maryland, DC and Northern Virginia television markets with us. We take the best Olympic sports programs in the conference. We take the most dynamic academic institution (other than possibly NW). And we take the conference's moral and ethical beacon.
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Man, they are in some serious denial there. That's not a strength of yours. It's become a liability.
 
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