100% of the games we've lost in the Urban era, this happened.
It isn't an accident.
Honestly, I don't want to hear anything from Urban anymore. No more press conferences, or catchy phrases, or hype videos. Just results. Please get more than one B1G title ever 5 years. Have one season in which the team doesn't look sluggish or out of control for the majority of it. Get another win against Bama or 1 against Clemson.
It is at the point where having the statistical record for TDs or yardage, or the record for wins vs. losses just doesn't really satisfy.
I've checked. Nobody gives trophies for statistical advantage.
And one thing that is consistent, and has been for years (outside of those first two perfect regular seasons that yielded...um...
nothing), with this team is their inconsistency. One great year, with the talent they've had, out of all seasons.
One.
Wanna tell me how spoiled it am? Or, wanna dig out that PollyAnna costume you wore for Halloween and proclaim how it's going to get fixed THIS TIME? Don't strain your fingers typing it.
Almost all of you, with just a couple of us exceptions, are guys. You have a term for this. You know you do. And I'm pretty sure most, if not all, of you learned in your youth not to keep asking for another date:
Cock Tease. These teams, for all but one gloriously improbable season, have been a colossal cock tease. I don't have balls, but if I did, they'd be blue. And, possibly gangrenous by now.
Fresh outta false hope. Fresh outta empty hype. They're gonna have to show me from now on. The only celebration will be
after the fact.
PS Filing under Thank God For Small Favors--Thank God they waited a week for this melt down. If they'd lost like this to the Pedsters, I would likely have had to completely give up football.