NoSuch Dame LB Manti "Snugglebunny" Te'o (official imaginary thread)

[dav713]

http://teoing.tumblr.com

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

I think Michelle Beadle may have just lost her NBC gig. She should have checked with Collinsworth before going rogue on anything regarding No Dame.

https://twitter.com/MichelleDBeadle

 

[MaxBuck]

Notre Dame linebacker involved.
Stanford "fake girlfriend"
Hoaxer is more than likely a Tuiasosopo, related to a coach at the University of Washington.

This is totally, 100% Ty Willingham's fault.

Finally a man who has put his finger on The Truth.

And to think, Willingham nearly was left off the hook.

 

[jlb1705]

Just when you thought the jokes couldn't get more [censored]ed up...the Taiwanese enter the race:

Manti Te'o, Notre Dame football star: hoaxed or hoaxster? - YouTube

It's worth seeing for the buttchugging leprechauns, if nothing else.

Accurate depiction of Sparty.

 

[Woody1968]

Just when you thought the jokes couldn't get more fucked up...the Taiwanese enter the race:

Manti Te'o, Notre Dame football star: hoaxed or hoaxster? - YouTube

It's worth seeing for the buttchugging leprechauns, if nothing else.

:groove3:

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

The hoaxer/beard/boyfriend press conference about to start. Fuck yeah! Best offseason ever!

 

[Buckeye Maniac]

Is it anywhere online?

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Is it anywhere online?

Hunch is that--if anything goes down--it'll be conducted via twitter somehow. No way these people go in front of the press.

 

[Buckeye Maniac]

You go my hopes up lol

 

[AKAK]

Hunch is that--if anything goes down--it'll be conducted via twitter somehow. No way these people go in front of the press.

If I were them I'd retain Tug Speedwell as legal counsel before doing anything.

 

[scott91575]

Where are you getting this? are you talking about the @LennayK or whatever twitter? I already posted an article showing how that thing is a hoax.

 

[scott91575]

Is this the big statement from LennayKay you were waiting for?

My statement: This is incredibly embarrassing to talk about, but I have been told by Alabama's offense that Manti Teo is not real.

 

[Bucknut24]

SportsCenter‏@SportsCenter

NEW DEVELOPMENT - Former ND teammate tells ESPN's Bob Holtzman that many players knew Lennay Kekua wasn't really Manti Te'o's girlfriend.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Bump...no way can I let this thread drop off the Latest Posts list.

 

[Muck]

If it helps you feel better.....
As an African-American, I get the, "I'm not trying to sound racist, but..." crap all the time, LOLZ. Especially as the only African-American in my office.

Not to stereotype but don't all African-Americans hate homosexuals? *ducks*

In fact, if this is the case and it comes out that any of ND's coaches or administrators were involved in the lie/cover up, it will set back ND's image decades, as far as sexual diversity and acceptance. The stigma, right or wrong, will be that ND only truly accepts heterosexual rapists.

FIFY

BTW the 'girlfriend' wasn't Canadian was she? Because that would have been a dead giveaway. (no pun intended)