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Nick Saban (ex-HC Alabama Crimson Tide)

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Buckeye513 said:
Who was it that said their tailgate looked like prom night in the Old Confederacy?
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i'll gladly take credit for that one.

Nutriaitch said:
Ole Piss has some good looking women out there.

but The Grove is the single most over-rated piece of real estate in the history of mankind.

fucking preppy redneck bastards spend more time worrying about their centerpieces and chandeliers than the important [Mark May] like food, liquor, and winning football games.

there is no less than a dozen area on LSU's campus that has a full day at the Grove beat before College Gameday even kicks off on Saturday morning.


If you want to hang out in a confined space with bottom feeding trailer trash who think they're elite, serve [Mark May] food and cheap whiskey, and dress like it's fucking senior prom in the old confederacy, all while being told how much more proper Ole Piss is than anyone else, then by all means, go to the Grove. And as a bonus, you get to watch a team so [Mark May]ty, that even Vanderbilt bitches about them bring down the SoS of the conference.

If however, you prefer to roam freely over many many acres of pregame greatness, start hitting the bottle before the sun comes up, engorge yourself with the greatest most fattening foods ever created, and stare at women of all ages dressed appropriately for the oppressive south louisiana heat (read: barely dressed at all), all while being fed and liquored up (usually for FREE if you're a visitor) then I suggest you head down to Baton Rouge. And as bonus, you get to watch a team that actually wins games against teams with a pulse and competes for titles or a fairly consistent basis.
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No offense, but I'd probably opt for the Confederacy Prom Night.
Scantily clad girls are nice to watch, but... kinda stops there for me. I dread even hearing their voice.
Girls with their hair done up... yes please.

Besides, if I went to an SEC home game -- I'd probably be hoping for them to lose. Much higher chance of that happening at Ole Miss than LSU.
 
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Saban is going to Texas. The Mack Brown will step down this week rumor was put out there by Texas to give him an opportunity to save face by retiring. Saban has nowhere to go but down at Bama. Another season without a NC and Tide fan will be calling for his head.

Meanwhile, you have Austin versus Tuscaloosa, no state income tax in Texas, a better place to eventually retire, and Saban's perpetual need for new challenges. Oh, and he'll be the highest paid coach in college football, if not all football. Horns fans aren't as spoiled as Tide fan at the moment, either.

He's gone.
 
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[ORDBuckeye]
Obviously this was all coordinated behind the scenes by the genius of the B1G Network, Jim Delaney! He new that Texas would do absolutely anything to join the B1G and get a wonderful share of the B1G network money. As such, he was a key facilitator in these back room discussions. Once Texas is a full member of the B1G, I look forward to stomping Auburn and the other cousin-f***ers in the SEC as well as Texas creating a national powerhouse hockey program to help us stomp all the Fredos into the ground.
Something, something AAU. Something something research institution.
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You guys need to familiarize yourself with Jimmy Sexton and what he does for a living. This is a ploy by Saban to get a massive payday from Alabama. He's staying put.
 
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matt_thatsme said:
I'm already reading social media posts and articles about how 'Bama is more that just Nick Saban. For some reason I picture Saban's announcement, if it actually happens, to go like the Dave Chapelle skit about the blind black KKK leader. Heads exploding everywhere..... (someone please post the gif).
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Ask, and ye shall receive...:)

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Sorry for the quality, LOL
 
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