Nick Saban (ex-HC Alabama Crimson Tide)

[Telekinesis]

Fuck this guy

He doesn’t understand who pays his salary and never has. He thinks he’s intelligent because he isn’t smoking crack behind a Zaxby’s.

There’s nothing sophisticated about him and he has a Napoleon complex. When they started scouting Jr. High kids, they would tower over him. He gets off by bossing dudes around who would absolutely ape fuck him.

 

[CMic]

Don’t like him.
Don’t like listening to him.
But he’s usually correct.

 

[Jaxbuck]

A former coach criticizing fans and media who criticize a coach.

This has been going on since the dawn of sports time.

 

[Thump]

He thinks he’s intelligent because he isn’t smoking crack behind a Zaxby’s.

This is one of the funniest lines ever typed on this site.

I am in tears right now.

 

[BUCKYLE]

Alabama Jones had me fuckin rolling

 

[Thump]

Great watch.