Life advice to a boy quickly turning into a man.

[BUCKYLE]

Don't be afraid to catch an ass-whooping standing up for what you really believe is right.

Speak up when you see someone being treated unfairly if they aren't able to speak for themselves.

Learn how to throw a punch. Hopefully you won't need to apply the knowledge practically.

Help those in need if you can. Especially if you stand to gain nothing from doing so.

Don't take bullshit.

 

[ShowMeBuck]

Be very careful on who deserves your loyalty.

And if you end up losing your dream job over somebody, make damn well sure they are worth it.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Go back and check the earlier posts about NEVER PUT IT IN CRAZY.

 

[Bucklion]

Go back and check the earlier posts about NEVER PUT IT IN CRAZY.

And if you do, you’d best wrap that fucker so you can walk away later.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

 

[ShowMeBuck]

The Smiths don’t seem like Shinola so......

Maybe Urb failed that test.

 

[Jaxbuck]

...and fuck *ichigan

don't forget that one. He must understand that.

 

[Steve19]

Advice I once got from a grill cook at that age: Never piss into the wind or shit where you eat. Graphic, but oh so true.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Don't tug on Superman's cape.
Don't spit into the wind
Don't pull the mask of the ol Lone Ranger... and...

umm...

there was something else..

Don't mess around with Jim.

Be careful.. he'll invite you to sleepovers and offer you advice on dietary choices... I'm tellin you, DO NOT mess around with this fucker. Stay far, far away.

 

[buckeyebri]

Advice I once got from a grill cook at that age: Never piss into the wind or shit where you eat. Graphic, but oh so true.

And don’t bang the help....

 

[Jaxbuck]

And don’t bang the help....

that is understood to be covered under the "don't shit where you eat" clause

 

[buckeyebri]

that is understood to be covered under the "don't shit where you eat" clause

I knew I had heard that somewhere before....just couldn’t quite recall

 

[ShowMeBuck]

My 16 year old son sends me a text today that says “what do we have to eat at home?”

To which I answer “food”

Hahahahahaha. I am literally the funniest guy I know and nobody can disprove that shit.

I laughed my ass off for like a good 3 or 4 minutes after telling him that. It was totally entertaining to me. Because, damn it, I needed a good laugh anyway.

 

[Steve19]

And don’t bang the help....

That is shitting where you eat...

 

[BayBuck]

And don’t bang the help....

No? Huh!