My son is young, but as he gets older, I'll impart such nuggets to him as.....
Never fuck with a 60 year old guy in Chicago who's wearing a Tommy Bahama shirt and walking from his Cadillac SUV into a mediocre Italian restaurant.
Always carry a burner phone (old motorola flip phone with a telefonica sim card purchased in a small Spanish village).
Gas, Grass or Ass: Nobody rides for free.
The proper way to hold a chef's knife while slicing a Prime Rib and how that differs from how to hold it when slicing a man's liver.
A 40 pound bag of lime in the trunk of the car helps with handling in the Winter.......and other things.
When in doubt, wrap it up.
The toughest guy is only as tough as he can protect his nuts.
If she's that good, she's not good.
How to slide out the back end of a car in a turn.
There once was a time in this country that we could laugh at midgets.
Always have a fall guy.
Be nice until it's time not to be nice.