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Jesus Christ

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...Hates the Yankees.
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...Shaves?
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OilerBuck said:
...Hates the Yankees.
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That'll make this difficult to pull off:

Yankees attempting to sign Christ upon His return
...Joe Torre is at it again.

...The New York Yankees manager is working the phones to lure another big name free agent to New York. Only this time he’s making the calls on his knees.

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</TD></TR><TR><TD>The New York Yankees are reported to be after free agent Jesus Christ.</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>...Torre, who at George Steinbrenner’s behest made well-publicized personal phone calls to Mike Mussina and Jason Giambi to sell them on the Yankees, is now putting in regular calls to Jesus.
...“We think Jesus could add another solid bat to our lineup,” Torre said. “We’re just not sure when he’s planning on returning [to the earth].”
...The Yankees, already committed to large contracts for Mussina, Roger Clemens, Derek Jeter, and Bernie Williams, feel they could fit Jesus into their payroll fairly easily.
...“Jesus Himself once said: ‘It is more blessed to give than receive,’” Yankees general manager Brian Cashman said. “We’d make sure that He remembers that in any contract negotiations.”
...Torre said he has yet to hear back from Jesus, but that won’t deter him from contacting the free agent Savior every night before bed.
...“The impact He’d have on the game would be of Old Testament proportions,” Torre said. “And we think He has the potential to make a similar impact off the field.”
 
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craigblitz said:
Jesus is god? Does he he have multiple personalities, are you saying he is like Cybil or something?

Jesus is Jesus God is God... Or is God Jesus, or is Jesus God... hmm
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Do you really want me to turn this into a discussion on the Nicean Council in 320 C.E. and get this thread moved to the political board? Everyone knows I could do it. :biggrin:
 
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