Jesus Christ

[BrutusMaximus]

Lighten up, Francis."

"Any of you all touch my stuff........I kill ya"

 

[OSUsushichic]

 

[vrbryant]

 

[scarletandgrey]

Everybody else is helping pay yours!

That reminds me are the bills due yet this month.....I still haven't paid my own rent yet

 

[RugbyBuck]

(insert S&G's disclaimer here...)

As long as we're quoting song lyrics...

I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasin' Jesus,
I wanna feel his salvation all over my face.

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Wow, I just don't know what to say to that one.

Would it be gay to suck Jesus off? Purely hypothetical, ecclesiatical question, of course.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Drop kick me Jesus, through the goalposts of life

 

[scarletandgrey]

(insert S&G's disclaimer here...)

As long as we're quoting song lyrics...

I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasin' Jesus,
I wanna feel his salvation all over my face.

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There is a fee for using my disclaimer Peach.....not paying could result in a "sticky situation"

 

[BB73]

Peach, after you're done pleasing him, you'll need these:

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

There is a fee for using my disclaimer Peach.....not paying could result in a "sticky situation"

it's only $49 (regulary $77)

 

[vrbryant]

Wow, I just don't know what to say to that one.

Would it be gay to suck Jesus off? Purely hypothetical, ecclesiatical question, of course.

Would it get you into heaven?

 

[scarletandgrey]

It's only fair to offer discounts

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Peach....

I'm speechless. My image of you, once again.. blown.

 

[PrincessPeach]

Would it get you into heaven?

Only if you swallow.

 

[BrutusMaximus]

I'm speechless. My image of you, once again.. blown.

Yeah that really sucks.

 

[PrincessPeach]

Peach....

I'm speechless. My image of you, once again.. blown.

That's four.

And thanks for the mints, Bill...